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11 Pick Up Lines For Libertarians To Use If They Ever Meet A Girl
Babylon Bee ^
| July 29, 2022
Posted on 08/06/2022 7:20:31 PM PDT by T Ruth
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posted on
08/06/2022 7:20:31 PM PDT
by
T Ruth
To: T Ruth
Never that lonely. Got and the old Ford Farm Truck, a couple horses and plenty to do around the house.
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posted on
08/06/2022 7:26:02 PM PDT
by
atc23
(The Matriarchal Society we embrace has led to masks and mandates and the cult of "safety")
To: T Ruth
Notice that it’s IF they meet a girl.
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posted on
08/06/2022 7:27:13 PM PDT
by
joesbucks
To: T Ruth
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posted on
08/06/2022 7:29:49 PM PDT
by
Allegra
To: T Ruth
What about
“Want to come sit on my back porch and smoke pot and not bother nobody?”
Followed a few months later by...
“Dang girl went schizo on me. “
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posted on
08/06/2022 7:30:34 PM PDT
by
DannyTN
To: DannyTN
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posted on
08/06/2022 7:33:32 PM PDT
by
T Ruth
(Mohammedanism shall be destroyed.)
To: T Ruth
Like the Gold one and the Fed one, as these two SHOYLD be done asap.
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posted on
08/06/2022 7:34:23 PM PDT
by
cowboyusa
(America Cowboy up!)
To: T Ruth
"I don't need a reckless monetary policy to increase my interest rate in you!"Damn I wished I could have used that one when I was still single.
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posted on
08/06/2022 7:34:33 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: T Ruth
45 years ago my line was, “Do you like to sail?”
Don’t sail much any more.
Somewhere along the way I turned into the deck hand
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posted on
08/06/2022 7:39:14 PM PDT
by
jcon40
(Machinery is only as good as its design and quality of parts. A citizen is only as good as...)
To: joesbucks
I thought they couldnt define what a girl is
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posted on
08/06/2022 7:41:07 PM PDT
by
South Dakota
(Patriotism is the new terrorism )
To: joesbucks
It’s their right to not meet women, if that’s what they don’t want to do.
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posted on
08/06/2022 7:43:26 PM PDT
by
Jonty30
(Some men want to watch the world burn. It is they that want you to buy an electric car.)
To: T Ruth
“Vote for me, so that the Democrat can win and destroy the country...you know, to teach the GOP a lesson”
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posted on
08/06/2022 7:45:08 PM PDT
by
BobL
(The Globalists/Neocons desperately want Ukraine to win...makes it easy for me to choose a side)
To: BobL
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posted on
08/06/2022 7:46:47 PM PDT
by
cowboyusa
(America Cowboy up!)
To: cowboyusa
You get it...really sad how many on our side do not.
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posted on
08/06/2022 7:49:17 PM PDT
by
BobL
(The Globalists/Neocons desperately want Ukraine to win...makes it easy for me to choose a side)
To: atc23
No. 1 should work pretty well for you.
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posted on
08/06/2022 8:24:33 PM PDT
by
Jamestown1630
("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
To: T Ruth
Ummm- IF- and it’s a big if- IF a libertarian were to meet a libertarian girl and work up the courage to talk to her- then their pickup line/compliment woudl be “Wow! You don’t
sweat much for a large girl” (Think VT liberal and libertarian women!)
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posted on
08/06/2022 8:37:50 PM PDT
by
Bob434
(question)
To: joesbucks
Notice that it’s IF they meet a girl.It is satire so you've got to go with the fantasy a bit.
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posted on
08/06/2022 8:38:20 PM PDT
by
TigersEye
(The Democrat Party is criminal, unAmerican and illegitimate )
To: T Ruth
“Girl” and “liberty” are not compatible concepts.
To: Bob434
Note libertarian women can use the same line on overweight beer drinkin pot smokin libertarian men “Wow- You dont’ sweat much for a large fella!”
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posted on
08/06/2022 8:40:45 PM PDT
by
Bob434
(question)
To: T Ruth
Some of those are pretty funny.
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posted on
08/06/2022 9:16:52 PM PDT
by
TBP
(Decent people cannot fathom the amoral cruelty of the Biden regime.)
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