1 posted on
08/06/2022 7:20:31 PM PDT by
T Ruth
To: T Ruth
Never that lonely. Got and the old Ford Farm Truck, a couple horses and plenty to do around the house.
2 posted on
08/06/2022 7:26:02 PM PDT by
atc23
(The Matriarchal Society we embrace has led to masks and mandates and the cult of "safety")
To: T Ruth
Notice that it’s IF they meet a girl.
3 posted on
08/06/2022 7:27:13 PM PDT by
joesbucks
To: T Ruth
4 posted on
08/06/2022 7:29:49 PM PDT by
Allegra
To: T Ruth
What about
“Want to come sit on my back porch and smoke pot and not bother nobody?”
Followed a few months later by...
“Dang girl went schizo on me. “
5 posted on
08/06/2022 7:30:34 PM PDT by
DannyTN
To: T Ruth
Like the Gold one and the Fed one, as these two SHOYLD be done asap.
7 posted on
08/06/2022 7:34:23 PM PDT by
cowboyusa
(America Cowboy up!)
To: T Ruth
"I don't need a reckless monetary policy to increase my interest rate in you!"Damn I wished I could have used that one when I was still single.
8 posted on
08/06/2022 7:34:33 PM PDT by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: T Ruth
45 years ago my line was, “Do you like to sail?”
Don’t sail much any more.
Somewhere along the way I turned into the deck hand
9 posted on
08/06/2022 7:39:14 PM PDT by
jcon40
(Machinery is only as good as its design and quality of parts. A citizen is only as good as...)
To: T Ruth
“Vote for me, so that the Democrat can win and destroy the country...you know, to teach the GOP a lesson”
12 posted on
08/06/2022 7:45:08 PM PDT by
BobL
(The Globalists/Neocons desperately want Ukraine to win...makes it easy for me to choose a side)
To: T Ruth
Ummm- IF- and it’s a big if- IF a libertarian were to meet a libertarian girl and work up the courage to talk to her- then their pickup line/compliment woudl be “Wow! You don’t
sweat much for a large girl” (Think VT liberal and libertarian women!)
16 posted on
08/06/2022 8:37:50 PM PDT by
Bob434
(question)
To: T Ruth
“Girl” and “liberty” are not compatible concepts.
To: T Ruth
Some of those are pretty funny.
20 posted on
08/06/2022 9:16:52 PM PDT by
TBP
(Decent people cannot fathom the amoral cruelty of the Biden regime.)
To: T Ruth
‘I’m larger than the federal government, baby.’
To: T Ruth
I like the Bellamy Brothers line, “If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me”. 😉
24 posted on
08/06/2022 10:16:45 PM PDT by
broken_clock
(Go Trump! Still praying.)
To: T Ruth
That BS doesn’t work on us Conservative Women. And the Libs are generally vegetarians here in farm country. Men that won’t eat Bacon should not be trusted..
To: T Ruth
27 posted on
08/06/2022 11:30:29 PM PDT by
Nifster
(I see puppy dogs in the clouds )
To: T Ruth
In all this confusion in which we are forced to live,
how does one know they’ve met a genuine girl??
29 posted on
08/07/2022 4:52:42 AM PDT by
V K Lee
(Our CONSTITUTION. Written with DIVINE assistance by very wise men. A document unlike any other.)
To: T Ruth
“You want to smoke a doobie?”
32 posted on
08/07/2022 7:06:30 AM PDT by
Pollard
(Worm Free PureBlood)
To: T Ruth
Mine used to be “Like my sweet Z-28?”
Later it was “Like my sweet Supra Turbo?”
Worked great at the time...
33 posted on
08/07/2022 7:52:17 AM PDT by
mowowie
To: T Ruth
No wonder the libertarians caused the increase of massage parlors every line works there.
35 posted on
08/07/2022 8:27:49 AM PDT by
Vaduz
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