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The People Have Spoken: Monkeypox Will Now Be Known as “Schlong Covid” [Tucker]
The Liberty Daily ^ | By J.D. Rucker • Jul. 28, 2022

Posted on 07/29/2022 5:52:04 AM PDT by Red Badger

VIDEOS AT LINK.......................

The disease that has been spreading rapidly among homosexual men across the world is no longer to be called “Monkeypox.” The woke crowd declared that it’s too discriminatory or something, so they decided we need to change the name.

Fox News host Tucker Carlson accepted their decision despite believing that “Monkeypox” is the “coolest name ever for a disease.” What he will not accept is letting the powers-that-be decide what to name it now. So, he did a poll, purely scientific and totally democratic. The new name for Monkeypox is “Schlong Covid.”

Perfect.

There’s no need for further commentary because you should never push it further when perfection has already been achieved.


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Health/Medicine; Hobbies; Humor
KEYWORDS: buttpox; monkeypox; pridepox; schlongcovid; tucker; tuckercarlson
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1 posted on 07/29/2022 5:52:04 AM PDT by Red Badger
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2 posted on 07/29/2022 5:52:40 AM PDT by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
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To: Red Badger

But Donkeypox reminds you which party lives for this stuff.


3 posted on 07/29/2022 5:58:24 AM PDT by BradyLS (DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
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To: Red Badger
“Schlong Covid”

An apt--if vulgar--reminder of what the elites are doing to the American People, as if any vulgarity were too low to apply to the corrupt elites!

4 posted on 07/29/2022 6:04:42 AM PDT by Savage Beast (Americans DESPISE the corrupt elites, their media toadies and their corruption of the US government!)
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To: BradyLS

The postures of monkey pox on peoples backs will turn into a monkey head and try to eat anything in range


5 posted on 07/29/2022 6:05:56 AM PDT by BigEdLB (Let’s go Brandon!)
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To: BradyLS

Butt Monkey Pox is more specific


6 posted on 07/29/2022 6:09:23 AM PDT by Dead Dog
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To: Red Badger

That’s funny on many levels.


7 posted on 07/29/2022 6:10:54 AM PDT by Spok (The Great Reset has promised to destroy our way of life. Believe it!)
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To: Red Badger
That is funny :)

Tucker is the only reason I turn on Fox.

8 posted on 07/29/2022 6:11:29 AM PDT by JonPreston
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Jack Posobiec:
The regime will tell you we must not stigmatize the monkeypox parties as they boot thousands of unvaccinated religious troops from our military ranks

Internalize this


9 posted on 07/29/2022 6:13:42 AM PDT by Travis McGee (EnemiesForeignAndDomestic.com)
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To: Red Badger

To quote a song from the 80s, “That’s what you get for sticking your dick up a man’s hairy azz”


10 posted on 07/29/2022 6:14:42 AM PDT by TexasM1A
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To: Savage Beast

Forty years ago, the county commissioners were scheduled to vote on a slick, underhanded real estate deal that would have greatly benefited the county “boss”. I stood in front of the courthouse before the public meeting with a big box of condoms and a sign reading, “Free condoms. Protect yourself from what the commissioners are trying to do to you.” The deal was voted down!


11 posted on 07/29/2022 6:19:09 AM PDT by ryderann
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To: Red Badger

outstanding!


12 posted on 07/29/2022 6:19:56 AM PDT by ronniesgal (Hot fun in the summertime! thanks rjo.)
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To: ryderann
Good for you!

Do you suppose that would work today in Washington?

13 posted on 07/29/2022 6:24:04 AM PDT by Savage Beast (Americans DESPISE the corrupt elites, their media toadies and their corruption of the US government!)
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To: TexasM1A
> To quote a song from the 80s...

I must have been napping. What song was that?

14 posted on 07/29/2022 6:37:52 AM PDT by dayglored ("Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.")
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To: Red Badger

And, of course, the resulting symptom of Schlong Covid to one’s genitals is...
“Rainbow Sparkles”.


15 posted on 07/29/2022 6:38:49 AM PDT by LittleBillyInfidel (This tagline has been formatted to fit the screen. Some content has been edited.)
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To: Red Badger

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Love it.

Some nonsense deserves nothing but the most acrid derision.


16 posted on 07/29/2022 6:39:12 AM PDT by fwdude (Every time I see someone voluntarily masked in public, I know I'm looking at a vaccinated person.)
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To: Red Badger

I call it Anal Pox:-)


17 posted on 07/29/2022 6:45:43 AM PDT by Harpotoo (Being a socialist is a lot easier than having to WORK like the rest of US:-))
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To: Red Badger

Long schlong flu


18 posted on 07/29/2022 6:46:58 AM PDT by Senator_Blutarski
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Sum Dong Wong


19 posted on 07/29/2022 6:57:53 AM PDT by The Louiswu (The U.S. is Willing to Fight Russia to the Last Ukrainian)
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To: BradyLS

20 posted on 07/29/2022 7:23:28 AM PDT by mac_truck (aide toi et dieu t'aidera )
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