We Asked 1,000 Christian Women What They Want In A Spouse - Here Are The Top Responses

The Babylon Bee ^ | June 30, 2022 | The Babylon Bee

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Are you a single loser? Are you also a man? Love scientists with The Babylon Bee talked with 1000 actual real-live women and uncovered ten things Christian women are looking for in a man. Only you have the power to mold yourself into the ultimate man and win her heart.

Consider embodying one of these amazing qualities:

1. Boaz: If you are Boaz then you can stop reading this list right now. MMM, Boaz...
2. A man with the body of Henry Cavil and the brains of C.S. Lewis: This is the whole package!
3. A believer in the patriarchy who will provide for her and free her from the shackles of corporate America: Also see, Boaz.
4. A guy who doesn't want to have sex with you and then murder the child: This is a pretty important one.
5. A godly man who loves kids and puppies and is over 6' tall and muscular and really tan with fertile seed: This is the kind of man who will give her the freedom to be in the kitchen barefoot and pregnant like she's always wanted.
6. A guy with a completed AWANA vest: The only way to know he's truly godly. Boaz had one of these.
7. A dude who never complains about casseroles: Bonus points for loving burnt meatloaf.
8. A man who will wake her up at 4 a.m. to read the King James Bible to her: NIV readers need not apply.
9. Somebody who can open pickle jars and reach things on high shelves: Better get jacked, nerds!
10. A guy who can fold a fitted sheet: Dreamy! Just like MyPillow Giza Dream Sheets.

[TheWriterTX]

So true!

I’m so fortunate that I didn’t marry high school guy. Life would have been struggle and misery. I didn’t want that as my future.

I waited, prayed, and worked on building my future. Met some really wonderful guys in between but they weren’t the one for me and I wasn’t the one for them. They all went on to find the right person, as did I. I’m so glad that you did, too.

Our lives have not always been easy. Fate will throw misfortune in your path; however, with the right person at your side, you work to overcome obstacles as a team and act as a safe harbor for the other. Great highs, some lows, but in between, lots of love and peace.

It’s a beautiful life.

[Boiler Plate]

Boaz also had nice smelling feet. Ruth 3:14

[kosciusko51]

This reminds me of The Husband Store.

[kosciusko51]

My wife’s meatloaf is delicious.

In fact, when our German exchange student came back for a visit, my wife asked her what she would like to eat on her visit. She wanted my wife’s meatloaf.

[Getready]

Gotta do it by yourself! I prefer the fold it like a flat sheet, and it’s gonna look lumpy approach. Then I stuff it in the linen closet....forget about it till I need it. Then it’s easy to differentiate it from the folded flat sheets.

[Jamestown1630]

I always liked the quiet, mysterious type...they have their own kind of confidence and don’t have to wear it on their sleeves.

[Jamestown1630]

We’ve both been blessed. I have reason almost every day to realize that my husband was the best thing that ever happened to me and the greatest gift of my life.

[kelly4c]

Wish mine did the same.insteas it was you’re pregnant gotta get married. And yes at 17 I still thought I had to listen to them because I felt guilty for bringing the shame upon the family.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

I married one of the quiet ones too.

They are gems.

[Jamestown1630]

He’s been surprising me for 30 years with stuff I didn’t know was in there :-)

[grey_whiskers]

Looks, Athleticism, Money, Status, Power.

[grey_whiskers]

Bad boys have never had problems in getting into relationships, or seem to anyway.

"Missionary dating" is apt to turn into "Missionary Position" dating...

[MinorityRepublican]

Because our society purges men or push's men to be more feminine. "bad boys" at first glance seem like men which our society is lacking and women crave.

Yes but it's not just that. Our society is collapsing. There is no social consequences if a woman is bored with her husband so she can get a divorce and get remarried.

[Jonty30]

One psychiatrist-counsellor explained that for women who find bad boys attractive, it’s either because they imagine a heart of gold underneath the badness, or they want to fix somebody to find their self-worth, or they just want the sex without the responsibility of the relationship, just like guys.

[Jonty30]

Deliberatly.

[Jonty30]

Those nice smelling feet were euphemisms for something else.
There was a reason why Boaz was so willing to take care of Ruth after a single night or two.

[NetAddicted]

Read later.

[Nifster]

That makes sense

[Deplorable American1776]

NIV readers need not apply... Lol

[metmom]

Everyone tells me that they know someone whose meatloaf is the best.

The issue is that it’s ground beef.

I like beef just fine. The issue is the ground part. The texture just gags me.