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Buffalo Hat-Wearing Elizabeth Warren Leads Insurrection Against Supreme Court
The Babylon Bee ^ | 5-4-2022 | Babylon Bee Staff

Posted on 05/05/2022 10:01:54 AM PDT by servo1969

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Eyewitnesses reported Senator Elizabeth Warren donned a buffalo hat and led a group of bloodthirsty insurrectionists up the marble steps of the Supreme Court Building Wednesday morning. According to sources, they are outraged that the murder of babies as a constitutional right is under dispute.

Sen Warren, literally shaking, tumbled up the building steps and wailed righteously at the main door of the marble palace as her minions violently assaulted it with poster board and clothes hangers.

"The court has been compromised!" she yelled. "They are ruling in a way I disagree with!"

"America has fallen! WE DEMAND BLOOD! MORE BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!"

While rallying her supporters, Elizabeth Warren explained that overturning Roe v Wade wasn't a big deal because Congress had the power to amend the Constitution but that she was still angry anyway because she hadn't eaten in a while "AND COULD SOMEONE PLEASE GRAB ME A SNICKERS?!"

Republican leaders are reportedly concerned about the recent developments, unsure if they should point at Elizabeth Warren and laugh or worry whether continuing to oppose baby murder will make it harder for them to beat Democrats in November.

"Ugh, this is hard!" said Sen Mitch McConnel. "Politics! Ugh!"

The insurrectionists were seen walking around the Supreme Court Building with signs and flags, just like the violent insurrectionists of January 6th. They have not yet breached the building, however, as Capitol police have not opened the doors for them.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: abortion; babylon; bee; buffalo; elizabeth; satire; scotus; warren

1 posted on 05/05/2022 10:01:54 AM PDT by servo1969
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To: servo1969

The Bee sounds like a real newspaper these days, while msm sources sound like the Bee.


2 posted on 05/05/2022 10:07:34 AM PDT by Ken H (Trump won.)
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To: servo1969

LOL


3 posted on 05/05/2022 10:07:45 AM PDT by TauntedTiger (Let's Go Brandon!!!)
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To: KC_Lion

Ping.


4 posted on 05/05/2022 10:09:02 AM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
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To: servo1969

“They have not yet breached the building, however, as Capitol police have not opened the doors for them.”

BWAHAWHAW!!!


5 posted on 05/05/2022 10:09:56 AM PDT by enumerated
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To: servo1969

“they are outraged that the murder of babies as a constitutional right is under dispute”

Nothing satirical about that.


6 posted on 05/05/2022 10:11:53 AM PDT by V_TWIN (America...so great even the people that hate it refuse to leave)
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“Ugh, this is hard!” said Sen Mitch McConnel.”

I thought the bee was supposed to be satire.


7 posted on 05/05/2022 10:12:27 AM PDT by dsrtsage ( Complexity is just simple lacking imagination)
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To: servo1969

8 posted on 05/05/2022 10:14:25 AM PDT by BBQToadRibs2
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To: servo1969

Someone played some audio pieces of her insane screed from yesterday. She was really on the warpath. Again. What a waste of resources that is.


9 posted on 05/05/2022 10:18:16 AM PDT by rktman (Destroy America from within? Check! WTH? Enlisted USN 1967 to end up with this? 😕)
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To: servo1969

Found, under 'definition of a harpy'.

har-py
noun

..b : a shrewish woman.

10 posted on 05/05/2022 10:42:56 AM PDT by chief lee runamok (Anti-Socialist Derelict at Large)
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To: servo1969

Let’s just be glad she has a shirt on under that pink vest.


11 posted on 05/05/2022 12:45:35 PM PDT by lurk (u)
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To: servo1969; All

She shoulda been wearing an Indian headdress.


12 posted on 05/05/2022 2:58:54 PM PDT by Cobra64 (Common sense isn’t common anymore.)
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To: V_TWIN

Elizabeth Warren (& several others) need to be reminded how God looks at abortion.


13 posted on 05/05/2022 4:17:29 PM PDT by oldtech
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