Posted on 04/23/2022 8:52:45 AM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
U.S.—The last vestiges of COVID restrictions are being removed after a judge overruled the mask mandate for U.S. flights. As cries of joy were heard around the nation, a bloodcurdling scream was reportedly heard echoing through the halls of the NIH in Maryland.
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!" cried Dr. Anthony Fauci. "You FOOLS! The mandates! The very source of my power! What have you done? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!"
Several witnesses say Fauci began writhing and hissing as he began to disintegrate before the eyes of several staff members who watched in unmasked horror. "Avert your eyes, team, look away!" said one staffer to the rest of his team as Fauci continued to melt into an ashen heap on the floor.
"How DARE you! I am Dr. Fauci! I AM SCIENCE!" said Dr. Fauci. "CURSE YOU, DeSantis! CURSE YOU Judge Kathryn Kimball Mizelle! You may have beaten me this time, but I will return! I WILL RETURN! MUAH HA HA HA HA HA Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"
Sources say Fauci then dissolved completely, leaving nothing but an empty lab coat, a pair of glasses, and a small pile of white ashes. Some say he has been sealed away in a dark realm by the power of freedom, but that he may return in the future to take revenge on all who opposed him.
DeSantis responded by making Fauci's imminent return illegal in Florida.
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
He can join the screaming woke girl meme.
But Fauci says the opposite and has been saying the same thing from the beginning.....it doesn't protect you. And he's still saying it.
Great post today, thank you.
Love the BB
I thought the Bee was supposed to be satire
The output from NIH and the CDC mirror the libtard thinking that everyone MUST be "safe" at ANY cost. It's the same sort of thinking that makes ladder manufacturer plaster all kinds of inane stickers onto their products: lawsuit protection on the part of the vendors, "safety" on the part of the users. The illusion of safety, in fact, as many You-Tube videos continue to show the stupidity of ladder users.
Some of you will counter that "it's not about public health, it's about CONTROL." And I say that you would be right. It's a brand of "we know better than you how to look after yourself" control, not necessarily the boot-on-neck sort of control. Although we have seen examples of authorities frustrated by resistance to the former resorting to the latter. Wrong in any case.
Let us not fall into the Left's use of extreme accusations.
There are simply to many humans who demand the right to control others. See my tagline.
I was in Disney World when Trump won. The next day, we went on the great movie ride. When we came to the Wizzard of OZ scene, I screamed along to “ ding dong the witch is dead” at the top of my lungs. My mom gave me a mad look.🤣🤣
I find it quite difficult to give credence to a Dr who sounds like he just smoked a pack of Lucky Strikes, but that’s just me 🤔🤔😖😖😖
Yeah I thought 4 of 5 doctors recommend Camels. Or was that Pall Malls?
“Political tags — such as royalist, communist, democrat, populist, fascist, liberal, conservative, and so forth — are never basic criteria. The human race divides politically into those who want people to be controlled and those who have no such desire.”
RAH
I found a YouTube of ‘ding dong the witch is dead ‘ and played it the night Hillary lost . I listened more than once. By the way I looked up that Great Movie ride. Here it is: https://www.yesterland.com/greatmovie.html
someone here posted a you tube link to the song “Good bye to you” i think by the spangles that i played at my hotel in DC while attending Trumps inauguration. I sang it all day long.
Wow...quite an interesting piece of Americana.
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