Posted on 03/25/2022 10:32:50 AM PDT by george76
GAFFNEY, SC—Multiple five-year old witnesses confirm that their teacher, Miss Whifflestrom, dropped the class gerbil in awe after hearing brilliant young kindergartener Timothy correctly describe boys as having a penis and girls, a vagina. Within hours, young Timothy had been granted a PhD in Biology.
“We hereby grant the intellectual phenom, young Timothy Swanson this honored PhD in Biology for his work in clearly differentiating the subtle variations between Homosapien boys and girls,” said the chairman of the American Council of Biology PhDs, while handing a certificate to the young boy who only hours ago was sticking crayon shavings up his nose.
“Timothy is wrong. Gender is far more complicated than the binary reproductive differences associated with nearly every living creature on the planet,” said four-star admiral and U.S. Assistant Secretary for Health, Dr. Rachel Levine, while sticking crayon shavings up her nose. “All of the sciences prove its fluidity. Don’t ask for proof right now, I’m very busy crushing the aspirations of half of the American population rather than deal with my own disorder. Busy busy busy.”
News of the kindergartener’s ability to define both a boy and a girl eventually reached our nation’s leadership, who immediately shortlisted him for nomination to the United States Supreme Court.
At publishing time, a shocked Miss Whifflestrom reportedly sat on the class lizard after hearing the brilliant revelation from little Suzy, who said people should be judged by the content of their character, not the color of their skin.
This woman is an angry feminist -- but she's quickly changing her tune as World War 3 starts and she faces the possibility of getting drafted.
Put that kid on the Supreme Court.
Idiocracy was a prophecy.
1984 was off by 38 years. Idiocracy was off by 483 years.
I remember one of the silly statements by a kid in the movie “Kindergarten Cop” with Arnold S., was a boy who said boys have a penis and girls have a vagina.
But for a liberal such as Judge Brown-Jackson, we completely oversimplify things to talk in those terms.
Theres actually kind of this weird dual narrative in research circles. On the one hand what might surprise some here is that existence of sex and boy/girl is actually a fundamental and uncontroversial practically universally accepted fact among bio researchers at large, particularly among researchers engaged in quantitative work. I’ve seen several presentations where prominent academics from mainstream institutions take clear intentional shots skewering the gender neutral fad in the context of their work.
On the other hand the gender theorists and policy makers and higher ups that write the position statements and curriculum push the ‘sex is a made up social construct’ theory hard. And a lot of researchers are hardcore libtards or afraid so they adapt this doublethink position where they believe in the reality of sex but at the same time don’t apply it to humans. Or they don’t speak up or speak very softly.
Nominate him for the Supreme Court. He will make history as the first kindergarten school person selected for the Supreme Court.
This reminds me of an episode of Star Trek, original series, in which some cloud creature was a companion to a human man on some unspecified planet. And they somehow discerned that the cloud creature was a female. And Captain Kirk said, to paraphrase, that male and female are universal constants across species of life.
Such dialogue would be censored today.
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Kudos once again to the BEE.
One day my brother in law took my then 3-year-old daughter to the park to play on swings and a merry go round, along with his not yet potty trained toddler daughter. My daughter announced that she needed to go to the bathroom, but the facilities there were all locked. My BIL encouraged her to relieve herself by a tree.
She promptly told him no, that boys have long privates while girls had short ones. They had to leave quickly, and go to the nearest fast food restaurant.
So even 3 year olds are smarter than the next Supreme Court Justice.
(as World War 3 starts and she faces the possibility of getting drafted)
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By God, nominate these kids for the Supreme Court...
Judge Brown will never live this down. She could have so easily avoided the ridicule she will get for the rest of her life.
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