Posted on 03/22/2022 11:03:13 AM PDT by dayglored
ANAHEIM, CA—In a controversial move, Disney is bowing to the radical gay agenda by adding a statue of Walt Disney—a straight man—holding hands with Mickey, a character also traditionally seen as straight, in front of Sleeping Beauty Castle at Disneyland.
"Are there no depths to which Disney will not stoop to satisfy the radical gay agenda?" said Sharon, an angry park guest upon hearing the news. "I have KIDS with me! And they have to see that? A male holding hands with another male? What a disgrace! I will be taking my business elsewhere, Disney!"
In addition to the statue, reports indicate that the Sleeping Beauty Castle has been painted with pink, white, and blue—the colors of the trans flag.
"What a completely inappropriate assault on my eyes, just as I entered the park!" said first-time park guest Fred Hoylerd. "I shouldn't have expected better in COMMIEfornia. Disney is totally woke now. It's real sad."
LGBT groups joined conservatives in demanding the statue be torn down after discovering Walt Disney may have been a white Christian male.
Pinnochio was an allegory about pedophilia.
I laughed! But yesterday I also cancelled the Disney+ account we had.
Bowing To Gay Agenda: Disney Adds Statue Of Walt And Mickey Holding Hands In Front Of A Pink Castle
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Homosexual bestiality...now that outta really bring the Disney employees out to cheer.
Someone needs to thaw Walt out and tell him Disney may no longer the happiest place on earth, but it’s becoming the gayest.
Yet another story I thought was real and then, oh, it’s the Bee!
Sadly, so much of the satire in the Bee turns out to be prophetic.
I thought it was real. Next week it will be. Two weeks, tops!
LOL
Your link leads to a piece by a second year college student playing fast with a small number of facts? Totally stupid.
It’s satire, people, i.e., fake news.
I thought he would have been trying to get a piece of tail from Minnie.
11. At least Mickey wasn’t holding something lower that he could reach!! /sarcasm
Sadly Disney was a great American patriots. His kids are a bunch of pinko pansies!
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