Posted on 03/08/2022 8:54:49 AM PST by dayglored
WEST OF EDEN—A double-blind study conducted by angel scientists has confirmed that 100% of men would eat any fruit given to them by a naked woman. The study seems to suggest that the fall of Adam and Eve was unavoidable.
"Our results were conclusive," said the angel Gabriel, who led the study. "Of the 30,000 male test subjects we studied, we found literally 100% of them would happily accept and eat any piece of fruit handed to them by a woman who was naked. Even in cases where it wasn't fruit—or even edible—all the males gratefully accepted every single object offered and ate it with a dumb look on their face."
Gabriel then motioned to a male test subject on the other side of the glass as he happily chewed on a rubber ball that had just been handed to him by a gorgeous unclothed woman.
"See what I mean?"
Researchers say the results should serve to humble any man who thinks he would have made a different decision than Adam. "According to the science, you would have likely done the exact same thing Adam did," said Gabriel.
Women around the world started to gloat upon hearing the news until Gabriel revealed they also conducted a study showing that 100% of women can be tricked by a talking snake.
Assuming you call them woomen, ain’t touching nothing Mad Max Waters or Pelousy would offer.
Probably be retching my guts loose.
On second thought, I’d take the watermelon from naked Whoopi and then go share it with almost any other naked female sta trek cast member.
Wait a minute. A talking snake wouldn’t lie, would he?
“Not durian fruit.......bad juju 🤮”
Not on a bet.
Reminded me of that old meme where there is a topless woman standing in the foreground and 100% of males do not see godzilla breathing fire and destroying buildings and swatting planes in the background.
I’d be willing to volunteer as an experiment.
Lena Dunham feels vindicated and validated!
Durian tastes good- if you can get past the smell.
Unless it’s Joy Behar or Whoopie Goldberg
Precisely! Could be motivated to eat the fruit as a form of suicide, or acceptance.
Fondly reminds of Lewis Grizzard. Thanks!
...isn’t that the truth....! there is a picture out there (OH, my eyes, my eyes....!!) of Joy[less] Behar without makeup....she looks like she was rode hard and put away wet......
I had to get down to this sentence before I really knew this was the Bee.
Of course, 100% of all young men would eat the fruit given to them by a beautiful, naked woman, lgbqt-lsmft being excluded from the test.
I'd rather have peach, but I'm not that picky.
An aquired taste to be sure
As I understand it some countries actually ban the import......there’s a reason for that. 🤢
They didn’t study the effects of nakedness/being offered fruit over time. The first time, yes: 100%. Any subsequent times, the outcome is going to be different.
Close the door! You’re wasting electricity!
Yes I am getting old,
Look at that bottom shelf! Maple syrup, salad dressing, wine...
I’d accept a piece of fruit from her. And I can’t even see her face.
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