Posted on 02/28/2022 10:01:42 AM PST by MNJohnnie
U.S.—Women all over America have suddenly abandoned their feminist ideologies and are now advocating for traditional gender roles now that World War III has begun. They've quit jobs and, if single, have begun searching for a man to marry so they can have as many kids as possible as quickly as possible.
"I don't know what we were thinking!" said Millie Walruscatcher of Los Angeles, CA. "I used to think being strong and independent was important but ever since I realized I might have to go and die in a war on foreign soil it's been a lot less appealing."
"I'll just let my man take care of it," she giggled nervously. "As soon as I find one. Are you single?"
A CNN poll found that nearly 83% of women have suddenly left the workforce and are trying to figure out how to cook, decimating the restaurant industry. CNN anchors Brianna Keilar and Kate Bolduan are among those women who are now seeking a simpler life away from the spotlight.
"Being an anchor was incredibly rewarding," said Keilar. "But have you seen what Russia's doing to Ukraine? NO THANKS!"
CNN's Brian Stelter has reportedly expressed frustration that he cannot become a homemaker and is now concerned that he's going to be drafted in a war he helped facilitate with the endless propaganda push that got Biden elected President. Don Lemon, another CNN host, has called all the women racist.
Men, though somewhat confused by this new development, are happy to have loving women make them sandwiches before they are obliterated by Russian nuclear weapons
Ouch...got me!!
I’m sure there is no correlation behind this sudden reversal of equality.
Satire or not?
Yet.
Throwin’ in lemon and stelter......sheer genius.
obviously this is satire, but the real truth is, it is only this extended peace that has happened since WW2 that has allowed us to “pretend” a military can be filled with women, homo, and transexuals.
In a real war, like WW3 kind of war, all that would go *POOF* nearly instantly.
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This is pretty easy.
Make it so that in any War or conflict, the Hollywood and Potomac kids must go first.
They’ll never be another War, not for us.
Sean Penny’s kid is a Meth-head, and his brother died of drug overdose. Send Tough midget Sean Penn and Cher’s kids - and they will never push us into Trillion dollar quagmires.
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It’s said that conservatism is the natural state of mankind.
I read Sean Penn is in Ukraine with a documentary crew filmed the invasion
The only good thing about a real war is that it will purge the military of idiots real quick.
It does sting because we see this is everyday life. I work with women who want both the advantage of being women as well as the perceived benefits of being men without those responsibilities and while defining that which is acceptable for mem rather than equal treatment for all 57 genders
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He’s there, camera crew.
He previously said that he was devoted to stopping Gun Violence in the cities where Trump is murdering people.
So, he must’ve cured “Gun Violence” and abandoned his Drug addicted Son for his new cause.
“The only good thing about a real war is that it will purge the military of idiots real quick.”
Also good if the bad guys get beat.
Where is the LGBTQ community on this?
There will always be some good out of bad situations. Silver lining.
“Millie Walruscatcher”
Walrus-catcher! LOL!
Mostly "beta" males thinking that putting on a dress will entitle them to protection and less pressure to be in a provider role.
You hear of a few going the other way but not many and none of them are the "alpha" type.
FINALLY we found something Feminists are good for...
I love how we designate jobs.
How I wish hubby had liked to cook or clean instead of just holding down a damn good job. Why couldn't he want to have it both ways.
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