Cross-country skiing-Finn Remi suffers frozen penis in mass start race (olympics)

Reuters ^ | 1-20-22 | Phillip O'Connor

[dynachrome]

The men's 50km mass start race at the Beijing Games was shortened to 30km but that did little to help Finland's Remi Lindholm, who needed a heat pack at the end of the race to thaw out a particularly sensitive body part.

Lindholm spent just under an hour and 16 minutes traversing the course in howling, freezing winds, leading to his penis becoming frozen for the second time in a cross-country skiing race following a similar incident in Ruka, Finland last year.

[dynachrome]

Poor guy. And he finished 28th.

[hinckley buzzard]

Hardly seems worth it eh.

[lowbridge]

“The men’s 50km mass start race at the Beijing Games was shortened to 30km”

I was in the pool!

[EvilCapitalist]

Talk about blue balls.

[Liaison]

A bitter ending.

[Jonty30]

He should put it somewhere warm.

[Joe 6-pack]

The highest skiable slope in PA is Blue Knob.

Aptly named if your forget to wear your long johns.

[metmom]

He didn’t learn the first time?

[FreshPrince]

Poor mans viagra?

[Nathan _in_Arkansas]

You know, if my penis was ever frozen once, I’d immediately cease the activity that led to the situation.

I’ll break bones, risk bruises, and flay most of my flesh... but frozen wiener? Not worth any sport.

[Flick Lives]

Garbage, salacious, click-bait article typical of the MSM.

[Alberta's Child]

Every child who grows up in a cold climate knows that your extremities should always be kept warm! :-P

[EvilCapitalist]

What do you suggest? A weenie roast?

[ArcadeQuarters]

> When the body parts started to warm up after the finish, the pain was unbearable

This. Going numb is the easy part. Warming up is painful. I was a paperboy on an especially cold day and I remember. Ouch.

[Still Thinking]

Damn, I hate it when that happens.

[FreshPrince]

Yes,

Perhaps codpieces should be brought back.

[dynachrome]

I’m easily amused.

;)

[dp0622]

Did he go naked or with no underwear and silk shorts? :)

I wonder if this was a big problem at Stalingrad for the nazis.

[dfwgator]

“It’s detachable!”

[Oldeconomybuyer]

I could kinda understand a Jamaican cross-country skier who can’t keep his jimmy warm, but a Finnish skier should know proper peni care.