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Cross-country skiing-Finn Remi suffers frozen penis in mass start race (olympics)
Reuters ^ | 1-20-22 | Phillip O'Connor

Posted on 02/21/2022 5:21:36 AM PST by dynachrome

The men's 50km mass start race at the Beijing Games was shortened to 30km but that did little to help Finland's Remi Lindholm, who needed a heat pack at the end of the race to thaw out a particularly sensitive body part.

Lindholm spent just under an hour and 16 minutes traversing the course in howling, freezing winds, leading to his penis becoming frozen for the second time in a cross-country skiing race following a similar incident in Ruka, Finland last year.

(Excerpt) Read more at reuters.com ...


TOPICS: Health/Medicine; Humor; Sports
KEYWORDS: finland; frozen; owwwww
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Poor guy. And he finished 28th.
1 posted on 02/21/2022 5:21:36 AM PST by dynachrome
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To: dynachrome

Hardly seems worth it eh.


2 posted on 02/21/2022 5:22:50 AM PST by hinckley buzzard ( Resist the narrative.)
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To: dynachrome

“The men’s 50km mass start race at the Beijing Games was shortened to 30km”

I was in the pool!


3 posted on 02/21/2022 5:22:53 AM PST by lowbridge
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To: dynachrome

Talk about blue balls.


4 posted on 02/21/2022 5:23:47 AM PST by EvilCapitalist (Merry Christmas Illhan!)
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To: dynachrome

A bitter ending.


5 posted on 02/21/2022 5:23:54 AM PST by Liaison (TANSTAAFL)
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To: dynachrome

He should put it somewhere warm.


6 posted on 02/21/2022 5:25:44 AM PST by Jonty30 (How can you claim to help me with my healthcare costs when you can't pay for your own?)
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To: EvilCapitalist
The highest skiable slope in PA is Blue Knob.

Aptly named if your forget to wear your long johns.

7 posted on 02/21/2022 5:26:17 AM PST by Joe 6-pack
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To: dynachrome

He didn’t learn the first time?


8 posted on 02/21/2022 5:26:47 AM PST by metmom (...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith….)
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To: metmom

Poor mans viagra?


9 posted on 02/21/2022 5:29:03 AM PST by FreshPrince
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To: dynachrome

You know, if my penis was ever frozen once, I’d immediately cease the activity that led to the situation.

I’ll break bones, risk bruises, and flay most of my flesh... but frozen wiener? Not worth any sport.


10 posted on 02/21/2022 5:29:20 AM PST by Nathan _in_Arkansas (Hoist the black flag and begin slitting throats. )
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To: dynachrome

Garbage, salacious, click-bait article typical of the MSM.


11 posted on 02/21/2022 5:29:39 AM PST by Flick Lives (The CDC. Brought to you by Pfizer.)
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To: dynachrome

Every child who grows up in a cold climate knows that your extremities should always be kept warm! :-P


12 posted on 02/21/2022 5:29:49 AM PST by Alberta's Child ("Mr. Potato Head ... Mr. Potato Head! Back doors are not secrets.")
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To: Alberta's Child

What do you suggest? A weenie roast?


13 posted on 02/21/2022 5:31:31 AM PST by EvilCapitalist (Merry Christmas Illhan!)
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To: dynachrome

> When the body parts started to warm up after the finish, the pain was unbearable

This. Going numb is the easy part. Warming up is painful. I was a paperboy on an especially cold day and I remember. Ouch.


14 posted on 02/21/2022 5:31:44 AM PST by ArcadeQuarters (Remember the 2020 backstabbers. No more RINOs ever!)
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To: dynachrome

Damn, I hate it when that happens.


15 posted on 02/21/2022 5:32:25 AM PST by Still Thinking (Freedom is NOT a loophole!)
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To: Alberta's Child

Yes,

Perhaps codpieces should be brought back.


16 posted on 02/21/2022 5:33:55 AM PST by FreshPrince
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To: Flick Lives

I’m easily amused.

;)


17 posted on 02/21/2022 5:34:22 AM PST by dynachrome ("I will not be reconstructed, and I do not give a damn.")
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Did he go naked or with no underwear and silk shorts? :)

I wonder if this was a big problem at Stalingrad for the nazis.


18 posted on 02/21/2022 5:35:57 AM PST by dp0622 (Tried a coup, a fake tax story, tramp slander, Russia nonsense, impeachment and a virus. They lost.)
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To: dynachrome

“It’s detachable!”


19 posted on 02/21/2022 5:36:39 AM PST by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: dynachrome

I could kinda understand a Jamaican cross-country skier who can’t keep his jimmy warm, but a Finnish skier should know proper peni care.


20 posted on 02/21/2022 5:37:11 AM PST by Oldeconomybuyer (The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money)
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