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Giant crab splits golf club in half with pincers in viral video: 'He's beaten us' (of course...in Australia)
Fox ^ | February 11, 2022 | Cortney Moore

Posted on 02/12/2022 12:52:52 PM PST by DoodleBob

A group of Australian golfers had their game interrupted by a grabby coconut crab, and it cost one man a golf club.

The moment was caught on video in October 2020, but the 1-minute and 39-second clip has gone viral after a Reddit user by the name of Lessons_Learnt shared it to the site’s r/Australia and r/WellThatSucks subreddits.

"Golf in [Far North Queensland]. Crab takes a liking to some golf clubs," Lessons_Learnt captioned one of their posts.

the video, it's shown that the coconut crab – also known as a robber crab in Australia – has somehow managed to climb up a wheeled caddie bag, and it grabbed ahold of a set of golf clubs with its strong legs and pincers. The owner of the golf clubs, a man named Alan, tried to dislodge the crab by pushing the caddie bag down a hill. When that didn't work, he tried to carefully free his clubs from the crab's grip by hand.

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TOPICS: Humor; Outdoors; Sports; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: australia; coconutcrab; golf; moreoldnews
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1 posted on 02/12/2022 12:52:52 PM PST by DoodleBob
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To: SkyDancer
Ping


2 posted on 02/12/2022 12:53:40 PM PST by DoodleBob (Gravity's waiting period is about 9.8 m/s^2)
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To: DoodleBob

Should’ve dunked him in boiling water and eaten him.


3 posted on 02/12/2022 12:55:00 PM PST by BipolarBob (The roar of the masses could be "Let's Go Brandon".)
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To: DoodleBob

I shall start at this thumb and work my way through.


4 posted on 02/12/2022 12:57:28 PM PST by SkyDancer ( I make airplanes fly, what's your super power?)
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To: DoodleBob

These dudes yukkin it up is great. They weren’t having a few cocktails out on the course, were they? Luckily all he lost was a golf club and what appears to be a mask.


5 posted on 02/12/2022 12:59:12 PM PST by Scarlett156 (Someone with "comedian" on his social media profile is invariably a self-hating sadistic loser.)
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To: BipolarBob

I don’t think they are edible.


6 posted on 02/12/2022 12:59:13 PM PST by Reily
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To: BipolarBob

Yep. Coconut crabs are delicious.


7 posted on 02/12/2022 12:59:55 PM PST by Blood of Tyrants (Inside every liberal is a blood-thirsty fascist yearning to be free of current societal constraints.)
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To: Reily

“I don’t think they are edible”

Another thread on these crabs the other day was split, some said eat ‘em all, some said they are inedible garbage eaters.


8 posted on 02/12/2022 1:03:32 PM PST by V_TWIN (America...so great even the people that hate it refuse to leave)
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To: Scarlett156

“They weren’t having a few cocktails out on the course, were they?”

Golf is like bowling and softball......it’s just an excuse TO drink. 😁


9 posted on 02/12/2022 1:05:36 PM PST by V_TWIN (America...so great even the people that hate it refuse to leave)
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To: DoodleBob

Sharks in the golf course lake in Australia. The cops are cucks but at least nature is still pretty cool down there.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dn41Odq8hyc


10 posted on 02/12/2022 1:08:45 PM PST by Wilderness Conservative (Nature is the ultimate conservative)
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To: DoodleBob

“You got me right where I want you...”


11 posted on 02/12/2022 1:09:03 PM PST by BradyLS (DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
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To: V_TWIN

I think they are found in a lot places in the South Pacific and Southeast Asia. But I do think the folks on some islands have eaten them to extinction.


12 posted on 02/12/2022 1:11:05 PM PST by BradyLS (DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
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To: Reily

The natives eat them.


13 posted on 02/12/2022 1:11:37 PM PST by BipolarBob (The roar of the masses could be "Let's Go Brandon".)
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To: BradyLS

Great caption!!!!!!!!!!!


14 posted on 02/12/2022 1:13:48 PM PST by Exit148 (I’m)
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To: DoodleBob

big crab. those claws look like they might have meat in them. are they edible?


15 posted on 02/12/2022 1:14:56 PM PST by ckilmer
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To: V_TWIN

Drink and DRIVE!!! (a golf cart)


16 posted on 02/12/2022 1:15:19 PM PST by Scarlett156 (Someone with "comedian" on his social media profile is invariably a self-hating sadistic loser.)
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To: DoodleBob

Jeez, give him the mulligan already.


17 posted on 02/12/2022 1:15:33 PM PST by skeeter
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To: V_TWIN

I have no personal experience with them.
When I saw one in Oz I made a comment about them - “I love
cracking crab & beer!”. Then my hosts told me they are not edible. Maybe they were saving them for themselves!


18 posted on 02/12/2022 1:19:13 PM PST by Reily
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“He’s beaten us.”

Me: *pulls shotgun out of golf bag* No, he hasn’t! *takes aim*

Aussie guys: *totally alarmed* NOOO! WAIT!!!!!

Me: *sends robber crab to crustacean heaven* *pieces of robber crab shower down* *Aus guys start freaking out* What? *condescending tone* He can’t hurt you anymore, fellas!

Aus guy: No! No! LOOK!!!!

*each piece of robber crab is turning into a small robber crab* *thousands of tiny robber crabs form into a line*

Me: Oh, wow. *lights a cigar*


19 posted on 02/12/2022 1:21:16 PM PST by Scarlett156 (Someone with "comedian" on his social media profile is invariably a self-hating sadistic loser.)
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To: DoodleBob

Hi.

You should see what a gator will do to a golf club, golf bag or golf cart.

Especially during mating season.

5.56mm


20 posted on 02/12/2022 1:23:55 PM PST by M Kehoe (Quid Pro Joe and the Ho need to go.)
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