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Bender2 Memorial, Super Bowl LVI: Live Thread
2-12-2022

Posted on 02/11/2022 10:34:56 PM PST by Impy

Super Bowl LVI Live Thread


Your home for all things Fool's Ball!





In Memoriam Danny Lee (BENDER2)



TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Sports; TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: bender2; football; getwokegobroke; nationalfelonleague; naval; navel; nfl; nflweak; nflweek; playoffs; superbowl
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That was rough lask week with no football, I never liked the week off before the Superbowl.

"The pro bowl was on."

Like I said, it was rough with no football.

"So, should we go out with a bang with the last comedy skit of the season?"

Nah, I'm gonna phone it it. Literally! Alexa, call someone in for me to make fun of.

"Hi there, I swallowed Alexa whole, we're the same thing anyway but I was always better looking. Anyway, I've got Brian Flores for you."

"Perfect! What's up coach? Given how strongly you feel about there being more black coaches you must feel great for old Lovie Smith, eh? "

"By 'black coaches' I meant MEEEEEEEE not Lovie and his Santa beard. And don't get me started on Kelso from that 70's show taking my place in Miami! I am Lord Belichick's one true apprentice and it is MY destiny to rule the Sith."

"Hey, what's that on your shoulder? Is that a piece of chocolate?"

"What are you talking about?"

"It is, it's a chocolate chip! Can I eat that, I skipped dessert."

"😡"

So, where do you see yourself coaching next? A historically black college? Or are you hoping they bring back NFL Europa?

"Oh no, I've Krapernicked myself with my lawsuit, haven't I?"

"Yup. I appreciate you blowing the whistile on tanking though. Two years later. If it's true."

Christopher "Hey Alexa/Janet I don't get this about American Football, is 'Super bowl' one word or two words?"

"That's a real chicken or egg quesition."

Hi, there, no it's not, it's two words and people are dumb."

"It looks pretty cool as one word word though."

There was other thing I wanted to mention, oh yeah, the 'Washintgton Football Team settled on it's new name, the Commanders. I sounds very 'Arena League' to me. Thoughts?

"Gay."

"Gay."

"Tots Gay."

"GHEY. I don't know what they were thinking."

Christopher "They are all homosexuals? Oh dear."

1 posted on 02/11/2022 10:34:56 PM PST by Impy
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To: big'ol_freeper; Allegra; SevenofNine; Cletus.D.Yokel; Rummyfan; Liberty Valance; Army Air Corps; ...
SUPER BOWL LIVE THREAD PING

Let me know if you want on/off the list

Players get your picks in!

2 posted on 02/11/2022 10:36:13 PM PST by Impy ("We didn't steal the election, we swear!!!" - Sincerely, The Election Thieves )
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Liberace gay. And since I have divested myself of any fealty I’ve held for Washington over the last fifty years and cast my lot with Pittsburgh moving forward, I’m going old school and picking Cincy. The league needs an enema, and anything California can go suck an egg.


3 posted on 02/11/2022 10:46:47 PM PST by Viking2002 (Whatever.)
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To: Viking2002; Jim W N; WhoisAlanGreenspan?; big'ol_freeper

I’m rooting for the Bengals too.

But my head says Rams.

Big O’l Freeper picked the Rams on the previous thread btw.


4 posted on 02/11/2022 10:50:24 PM PST by Impy ("We didn't steal the election, we swear!!!" - Sincerely, The Election Thieves )
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You gotta give the Bengals a couple points on the board just for the sheer spectacle and backstory. Plus, they’re hungry. The Rans ain’t all that. La La Land only cares about box office receipts.


5 posted on 02/11/2022 10:58:27 PM PST by Viking2002 (Whatever.)
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A lot of “fans” in LA don’t care, you are correct.

But I would hardly say that Stafford, OBJ, Jalen Ramsey, and Von Miller aren’t hungry. I think they are starving. The Bengals will be around for a while, this could the Rams only chance trading away all their draft picks for players that they can’t all keep.


6 posted on 02/11/2022 11:07:22 PM PST by Impy ("We didn't steal the election, we swear!!!" - Sincerely, The Election Thieves )
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It will be funny that despite the SB being in the Rams home stadium, I suspect the crowd will overwhelmingly be rooting for the Bengals.


7 posted on 02/11/2022 11:21:58 PM PST by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: Impy

Allow me to clarify: The Bengals are blue-collar, 12th Man hungry. And win or lose, I don’t think they’re going anywhere for a while. But, that’s just my mid-Atlantic, Appalachian upbringing talking.


8 posted on 02/11/2022 11:32:01 PM PST by Viking2002 (Whatever.)
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To: Impy

BENGALS


9 posted on 02/12/2022 12:41:22 AM PST by Laslo Fripp (The Sybil of Free Republic)
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To: Impy

Clever stuff with the chocolate chip bit.

The only reason I’ll tune in tomorrow night is to enjoy all the fans not wearing masks and hear the LET’S GO BRANDON chants.

Is there a football game too?


10 posted on 02/12/2022 12:48:20 AM PST by Laslo Fripp (The Sybil of Free Republic)
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Mattress Mack bet $5 million on the Bengals +170 today. That’s supposed to be a record wager.


11 posted on 02/12/2022 1:14:56 AM PST by 38special (I should've said something earlier)
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Like the Boston Gahden crowd chanted in ‘82 as Philly wrapped up a win in Game 7: “BEAT LA, BEAT LA”!!


12 posted on 02/12/2022 2:19:13 AM PST by Psalm 73 ("You'll never hear surf music again" - J. Hendrix)
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Make no mistake - Sean McVay’s job with the Lambs is on the line tomorrow. He’s had a few bites at the apple now and in typical LA fashion - CHOKE! Since they gots no draft picks until what, 2056?, it’s win this year or go back to the back of the line. San Fran will win that division next year.

Rams 31 Bengals 26 but I’m actually hoping Burrow’s Bengals humiliate Rams at SoFi.

California is so gay

13 posted on 02/12/2022 2:33:03 AM PST by atc23 (The Matriarchal Society we embrace has led to masks and mandates and the cult of "safety")
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Bengals on a last-second field goal ...


14 posted on 02/12/2022 3:01:56 AM PST by Fish Speaker (Quis custodiet ipsos custodes? Oh, and, "Let's Go Brandon!")
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To: Impy

Rams


15 posted on 02/12/2022 3:52:19 AM PST by DoodleDawg
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To: Impy

I’m going with the Truckers.


16 posted on 02/12/2022 4:16:30 AM PST by Howie66 (Let's Go Brandon!!)
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To: Impy

Bungles and Lambs.

How do you not root for Cooper Kupp...the name alone is worth it not to mention his huge abilities.

But in the end, will probably root Bengals...just because its been so long for them and the handled that arrogant prick Mahomes.


17 posted on 02/12/2022 4:18:06 AM PST by Adder (Proud member of the FJBLGB community: /s is implied where applicable.)
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To: Impy


18 posted on 02/12/2022 4:36:07 AM PST by Pollard (PureBlood -- https://youtube.com/watch?v=VXm0fkDituE)
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To: Impy

My guess...Rams

Would like the Bengals but concerned about their OL.


19 posted on 02/12/2022 4:54:02 AM PST by HombreSecreto (The life of a repo man is always intense)
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To: Impy
Well done Imp. Gonna miss this thread until next season, though I only lurk here for the most part.

BENGALS...mainly because Cincy is a real football town and LA is
not...any city that allows half the attendance for the NFC championship
game to consist of the opposing teams fan base is very lame IMHO.
20 posted on 02/12/2022 5:11:28 AM PST by major_gaff (University of Parris Island, Class of '84)
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