[Impy]

That was rough lask week with no football, I never liked the week off before the Superbowl.

"The pro bowl was on."

Like I said, it was rough with no football.

"So, should we go out with a bang with the last comedy skit of the season?"

Nah, I'm gonna phone it it. Literally! Alexa, call someone in for me to make fun of.

"Hi there, I swallowed Alexa whole, we're the same thing anyway but I was always better looking. Anyway, I've got Brian Flores for you."

"Perfect! What's up coach? Given how strongly you feel about there being more black coaches you must feel great for old Lovie Smith, eh? "

"By 'black coaches' I meant MEEEEEEEE not Lovie and his Santa beard. And don't get me started on Kelso from that 70's show taking my place in Miami! I am Lord Belichick's one true apprentice and it is MY destiny to rule the Sith."

"Hey, what's that on your shoulder? Is that a piece of chocolate?"

"What are you talking about?"

"It is, it's a chocolate chip! Can I eat that, I skipped dessert."

"😡"

So, where do you see yourself coaching next? A historically black college? Or are you hoping they bring back NFL Europa?

"Oh no, I've Krapernicked myself with my lawsuit, haven't I?"

"Yup. I appreciate you blowing the whistile on tanking though. Two years later. If it's true."

"Hey Alexa/Janet I don't get this about American Football, is 'Super bowl' one word or two words?"

"That's a real chicken or egg quesition."

Hi, there, no it's not, it's two words and people are dumb."

"It looks pretty cool as one word word though."

There was other thing I wanted to mention, oh yeah, the 'Washintgton Football Team settled on it's new name, the Commanders. I sounds very 'Arena League' to me. Thoughts?

"Gay."

"Gay."

"Tots Gay."

"GHEY. I don't know what they were thinking."

"They are all homosexuals? Oh dear."

[Impy]

SUPER BOWL LIVE THREAD PING

Let me know if you want on/off the list

Players get your picks in!

[Viking2002]

Allow me to clarify: The Bengals are blue-collar, 12th Man hungry. And win or lose, I don’t think they’re going anywhere for a while. But, that’s just my mid-Atlantic, Appalachian upbringing talking.

[38special]

Mattress Mack bet $5 million on the Bengals +170 today. That’s supposed to be a record wager.

[Fish Speaker]

Bengals on a last-second field goal ...

[Pollard]

[HombreSecreto]

My guess...Rams

Would like the Bengals but concerned about their OL.

[major_gaff]

Well done Imp. Gonna miss this thread until next season, though I only lurk here for the most part.

BENGALS...mainly because Cincy is a real football town and LA is
not...any city that allows half the attendance for the NFC championship
game to consist of the opposing teams fan base is very lame IMHO.

[Rummyfan]

I'm in!

While I would love to see the Bengals win, I don't see how when their O-line is as porous as a sieve and the Rams feature two outstanding rushers in Aaron Donald and Von Miller. Stafford is flaky sure, and can usually be counted on for at least one INT. But he has been doing enough to win and has some outstanding options to throw to. So does Burrow and how can you can count Cincy out when they came back from 21 - 3 down to beat the mighty Chiefs. On the road.... And I picked the Titans to beat the Bengals (Wrong!). And I picked the Chiefs to beat the Bengals (Wrong again!). Have I learned something? No.... So...

RAMS!

Good luck everyone!

[Rummyfan]

I'm in!

While I would love to see the Bengals win, I don't see how when their O-line is as porous as a sieve and the Rams feature two outstanding rushers in Aaron Donald and Von Miller. Stafford is flaky sure, and can usually be counted on for at least one INT. But he has been doing enough to win and has some outstanding options to throw to. So does Burrow and how can you can count Cincy out when they came back from 21 - 3 down to beat the mighty Chiefs. On the road.... And I picked the Titans to beat the Bengals (Wrong!). And I picked the Chiefs to beat the Bengals (Wrong again!). Have I learned something? No.... So...

RAMS!

Good luck everyone!

[kosciusko51]

Rams

[Poser]

I’m picking the Rams but rooting for Cinci.

RAMS

[greenolive]

Rams and it will not be close.

[chuck allen]

It is the Bungals year, the city feels it, the whole Nation sees it coming. There’s no denying Joe Cool.

LETS GO BUNGALS!

Cincy 31 - 24

[Jim W N]

Hey Impy, I gotta tell ya, I love your always BIG, COLORFUL, VIBRANT headers for this stuff. It makes me want to be there now.

"Can't touch this..."

[StAnDeliver]

I got +220 last week on Bengals moneyline. It’s down to +165 now!

[M Kehoe]

Hi.

May I bet the Rams minus three?

5.56mm

[dfwgator]

The Ram is the name of a gas-guzzling truck, so for the Environmentalist Wacko, you have to go with the Bengals.

[Rummyfan]

Some NFL news:

Brian Flores’ Lawsuit Exposes The Absurdity Of NFL Racial Quotas Like The ‘Rooney Rule’

[WhoisAlanGreenspan?]

I’m pulling for Joe “Cool” Burrow in this game tonight, but I’m picking the Rams because of Stafford.

Maybe, just maybe having their best player for the last 12 years escape from the Ford family’s little hobby team and his instantaneous success could embarrass them enough to actually try harder.

[the OlLine Rebel]

Bastards showcase the fake black “national anthem”. Teams all stand up.

Continue to slander and insult us.

Where is the actual national anthem?