Posted on 02/07/2022 9:57:44 AM PST by servo1969
OTTAWA—Prime Minister Justin Trudeau signed an executive order on Friday authorizing the Canadian Mounted Police to have all geese rounded up and shot for honking in solidarity with truckers. The "freedom convoy" of truckers has been a thorn in the tyrannical Canadian government's side since January 29th, but Trudeau and his cabinet are confident that annihilating avian support will demoralize the truckers and send them packing.
Mounties began chasing geese on Saturday, following them around with burlap sacks and wacky oversized nets. Captured geese are being blindfolded, lined up, and shot—sometimes in mid-honk.
"We now view the Canadian Goose as an enemy of the state," said Trudeau in a statement over Zoom. "If you see something, say something. We must end this fascist honking once and for all."
Trudeau, visibly shaken by honking geese, claims the attack on his tyranny has exacerbated his fake COVID diagnosis. "I may never be able to meet with the truckers face to face and it's all because of these hateful geese, not because I'm afraid," he said.
Minister of Health Jean-Yves Duclos echoed his dear leader's sentiments when he spoke with the press on Monday morning.
"Trucks honk. People who love trucks honk their horns. Geese honk," he said. "Get it?"
According to sources, Trudeau is expected to stay in hiding until the Geese migrate north in the spring.
If only this weren’t satire. I’m not too fond of geese, they way they honk at folks, the biting and chasing people.
I think there might be some who would be on board with this on this board.
The Babylon Bee’s job gets harder as this clown world gets clownier. Good luck staying ahead of the absurdity, Babylon Bee!
Trudeau may find that turns into a wild goose chase.
I agree. Geese are the devil’s spawn.
Oh Canada!
His goose is cooked......................
The Bee does it again.
If you think geese are bad, try angering a swan sometime....................
The BEE is so on....
The owner of the pond said kids would bring sticks to the school bus stop to fend them off.
Lol another home run!
Just another group of honkies
How long you reckon before the Bee unintentionally becomes the worlds only source of hard news?
Do the geese require a jab? I was going to say a shot but the photo removes that option..... 🤣
I wonder if Australia’s black swans are ‘mostly peaceful’?...........
Goose be pretty tasty if you cook them right..............
LOL!!!
Lakeland FL got a bunch of swans from the Crown many moons ago, and the bird's become the city symbol
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