If only this weren’t satire. I’m not too fond of geese, they way they honk at folks, the biting and chasing people.
I agree. Geese are the devil’s spawn.
The Bee does it again.
If you think geese are bad, try angering a swan sometime....................
Goose be pretty tasty if you cook them right..............
One of original jokes came when people at the historical early American buildings outdoor museum Greenfield Village the picnic table seating area next to the fried chicken lunch counter was host to annoying geese. They would push at people's legs and bite at any dropped food scraps.
One goose kept jumping onto the table top. Finally he leapt forward and grabbed the chicken breast from a man's plate and then hissed at him and took off.
I said the only solution for this is for the next day a sign to be posted: Special Today: Cooked Goose.