I agree. Geese are the devil’s spawn.

Hsssssssssssssss!
If your area of Virginia is visited by these Geese you will know that they descend sometimes in the hundreds and that they all poop like a small dog.
Think about hundreds of little dogs pooping on your lawn and driveway and walkway.
Patio etc.
Can’t get the wife to pluck their feathers so killing them for food is a fail.
I LOVE eating the Devils spawn then.