Posted on 02/02/2022 8:40:22 AM PST by servo1969
HELL—Reports are coming out from the fiery underworld that even Adolph Hitler—the fascist dictator who is responsible for starting World War II and killing 6 million Jews—was caught by surprise when he heard Whoopi Goldberg’s comments that the holocaust he started was “not about race.”
“I was very explicit in my writings and speeches! I compared the Jews to rats and to germs! I appealed to social Darwinism and eugenics on a constant basis to justify everything I did for the master Aryan race! How could this Whoopi Goldberg not pick up what I was laying down!?” the mustachioed psychopath was overheard shouting in a thick German accent.
Hitler was sure to hear about Whoopi’s views on the Holocaust since no matter what channel or streaming service one flips to in Hell, the only program that comes through on every channel is The View. Theologians and scientists don’t understand quite how it works, but the only broadcast signal that penetrates the metaphysical barriers surrounding the realm of eternal fiery torment is ABC’s The View.
At publishing time, Hitler issued a statement strongly condemning Whoopi Goldberg’s crazy conspiratorial views that race had nothing to do with his actions and also to bring back his favorite host Meghan McCain.
This is the first time in a while that I have seen a Babylon Bee article and knew that it was satire. They’re really having trouble keeping ahead of libtard reality these days.
Waiting for the Downfall Parody.
They alternate it with “Reliable Sources.”
24/7 The View
MSNBC
CNN
Air America videos of the hosts doing their shows... 🤓
There was a movie made a few years ago called “Downfall’’(”Untergang’’) about Hitlers last days in the bunker with the late actor Bruno Ganz as a VERY convincing Hitler.
There are several videos from this movie where “Hitler Finds Out...’’ Lady Gaga won’t return his calls, Hitler finds out Trump won the election.
They’re a riot.
In WEB Griffiths excellent series on the OSS/CIA in postwar Germany, he speaks of as many as 23 or 25 badges defining various incarcerated groups. Jews wore a version of the star. Of note were Christians in the form of Jehova's witnesses (are they Christians)
Here are some of the badges, but not a complete list because it excludes Poles and Ukranians
As part of a fraternity hazing ritual decades ago, I was made to listen to a really awful Phil Collins song for several hours in a row. I still loathe that song. I can’t make it through more than a couple of minutes of The View. I cannot imagine.
Her mother thought it would open doors in showbiz.
Phil Collins? Good God. I never saw the appeal of that guy.
As for the women of “The View’’?
They’re all dead from the neck up. That harridan Behar is the worst.
Behar is proof that white women are better than black women at being stupid.
I always say that white liberals are proof that White Supremacy is bullsh.
Hours of Sussusidio. All of his other stuff, solo or with other groups, is better. Anything but Sussusidio. Hour after hour. Torture.
True enough. I’d say that they’re about neck and neck.
Norm was a huge loss last year.
Sussuidio? Thanks. I’ll be sure to avoid it. Yeah, I’d say some of Collins early was pretty good.
You must have blocked these two from your memory. Completely understandable, though. Sussudio, WhoDunnit, or Illegal Alien? And if you've never heard the latter two...you've been warned!:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DR6QFlNfzdE&t=3s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7q1H3VKdp0
Sussusidio for hours on end is torture! That is not okay! It is the worst song EVER!!!!
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