Posted on 02/02/2022 8:40:22 AM PST by servo1969
HELL—Reports are coming out from the fiery underworld that even Adolph Hitler—the fascist dictator who is responsible for starting World War II and killing 6 million Jews—was caught by surprise when he heard Whoopi Goldberg’s comments that the holocaust he started was “not about race.”
“I was very explicit in my writings and speeches! I compared the Jews to rats and to germs! I appealed to social Darwinism and eugenics on a constant basis to justify everything I did for the master Aryan race! How could this Whoopi Goldberg not pick up what I was laying down!?” the mustachioed psychopath was overheard shouting in a thick German accent.
Hitler was sure to hear about Whoopi’s views on the Holocaust since no matter what channel or streaming service one flips to in Hell, the only program that comes through on every channel is The View. Theologians and scientists don’t understand quite how it works, but the only broadcast signal that penetrates the metaphysical barriers surrounding the realm of eternal fiery torment is ABC’s The View.
At publishing time, Hitler issued a statement strongly condemning Whoopi Goldberg’s crazy conspiratorial views that race had nothing to do with his actions and also to bring back his favorite host Meghan McCain.
Watching The View is a pretty good description for Hell, at least Hell on Earth.
The only show allowed down there.
Whoopi was playing the ‘victim sweepstakes’ with blacks winning the game.
“These are two white groups of people,” is what Whoopi said. So it’s whites killing whites = not race.
Remember, just last week the ADL came out and said ONLY WHITES can be racist.
So Whoopi thought she could say whatever she wanted.
Oops!
I doubt that. Probably CNN on every tube just like at airports.
Waiting for the Downfall clip of Hitler finding out Steiner can not defend the city
“Watching The View is a pretty good description for Hell”
or CNN for eternity.
Just the thought is enough to get me repenting.
LOL
=Was the holocaust about race? religion? political ideology?
All I know is America’s political-media class are obsessed with stupid and inaccurate cliches, slogans and comparison to the Nazis, always and everywhere.
The View and Goldberg are doing this every single day.
Norm MacDonald’s appearance on the View was absolutely hilarious. He completely trolled them about Bill Clinton, and once he saw he got under their skin, he just kept going. Nobody reveled in making other people upset at him like Norm did.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3PP_SWHUQQ
Should have added that the actual interview begins at the 1:20 mark.
How could this Whoopi Goldberg not pick up what I was laying down!?
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LOL
The BEE strikes again!
That and CNN Airport that is always playing in the arrival gate area...
no matter what channel or streaming service one flips to in Hell, the only program that comes through on every channel is The View
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I knew there was a downside to free cable.
“How could this Whoopi Goldberg not pick up what I was laying down!?”
Isn’t “Goldberg” a Jewish last name? How did she get that last name?
And Rwanda was just a couple of groups of teens
Her mother thought it would open doors in showbiz.
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