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Fauci Dons Funny Hat, Declares Himself To Be Pope Of Science
The Babylon Bee ^ | November 29, 2021 | The Babylon Bee

Posted on 11/30/2021 10:13:07 AM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks

WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a stunning reveal, Dr. Fauci has appeared on camera in an ornate and funny hat, and is now declaring himself the "Pope of Science."

"Look at my shiny hat! Woooo-ooo! I have been chosen by science to speak on behalf of science!" said Pope Fauci. "My very words are as infallible as the natural laws of the universe itself! If anyone doesn't like me, or disagrees with anything I say, or makes fun of my glasses, they will be excommunicated—banished to everlasting darkness."

Fauci's eyes then rolled back in his head as he began uttering in a dead ancient Sumerian language.

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TOPICS: Business/Economy; Chit/Chat; Conspiracy; Health/Medicine; Humor; Miscellaneous; Science; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: anthonyfauci; covidstooges; ego; gretathunberg; obamacare; pfizer; pope; sacrament; satire; science; vaccine; vaccinemandates; xijinping
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To: bagster

Well, he is infallible after all...


21 posted on 11/30/2021 11:22:08 AM PST by refermech
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Since our would-be GLOBALIST MASTERS failed to get the entire flock into the abattoir, they’ve introduced the (shudder) DREADED
OMICRON MONSTER. Let’s review!
https://www.bitchute.com/video/fcHTA7Uhw1hL/


22 posted on 11/30/2021 11:29:09 AM PST by Dick Bachert
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To: AndyJackson
I can't wait till fauki becomes a statistic.
23 posted on 11/30/2021 11:29:20 AM PST by mountainlion (Live well for those that did not make it back.)
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To: Fledermaus
Pluto is a planet.


24 posted on 11/30/2021 11:36:35 AM PST by bagster ("Even bad men love their mamas".)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Dope of science.


25 posted on 11/30/2021 12:59:27 PM PST by Bonemaker (invictus maneo)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
The Earf is the Center of the Universe!

wait, what?

26 posted on 11/30/2021 1:03:03 PM PST by atc23 (The Matriarchal Society we embrace has led to masks and mandates and the cult of "safety")
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