Posted on 11/19/2021 11:21:46 AM PST by Pollard
KENOSHA, WI—As the Rittenhouse trial drew to a close, Antifa rioters were preparing their violent destruction of the city. But their plans were quickly foiled as Rittenhouse emerged from the courthouse a free man, AR-15 in hand.
"The jig is up! Scatter!" cried the terrified commie waifs as they skittered toward shadowy alleyways like cockroaches. "The Rittenhouse has returned! Judgment is upon us! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!"
Rittenhouse then appeared to descend the courthouse steps in slow motion, surrounded by a flock of doves and a heavenly golden light. At the terrifying sight, hundreds of Antifa fairies and murderous pedophiles shrieked in terror like a den of goblins, crawling into various holes and cracks in the earth.
"Waaaaaaaaa!" Cried the prosecuting attorneys, knowing their career was over forever. "We're ruined! Ruined by the unstoppable power of Kyle Rittenhouse!"
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Almost every day the Bee is bust-a-gut funny!
Chuck Norris wants to be Kyle Rittenhouse!
ROFL
Excellent!
This from a poster on LI,
A nationwide run and shortage of Sour Grapes has been announced by the White House. Emergency supplies are being rushed in from all over the world on Air Force supply planes. Leftists nationwide are having their heads explode. Stand by for information on your Civil Defense radio.
Their best one yet!
What I really love about The Bee is they post about really current events. This was breaking literally an hour ago and their writers were all over it.
I have a feeling they had that one ready to go.
Probably.
In all seriousness, I hope they’ve got a damn good plan to keep him safe now.
Score another one for the B. They are always over the target.
They did this weeks ago
The Bee is going to churn them out non-stop for the next few days. Good on them. A target rich environment.
They wrote it days ago, and held it in abeyance, if they have a lick of sense, which it appears they do!
And the winner of the internet this week is. . . . . . PTBAA!
I LOVE The Bee!!!
Met with a shower of hats.
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