Posted on 11/17/2021 6:47:46 AM PST by BBQToadRibs2
KENOSHA, WI—In order to protect their lives and homes, Kenosha residents are painting "Black Lives Matter" over their doorposts just in case local Antifa communist rioters don't like the Rittenhouse verdict and decide to burn the city down again.
"We hope this small gesture of fealty to the Antifa enforcers will keep us safe," said Dale Cheesehead, local husband and father of 4. "Perhaps they will see the graffiti on my doorposts and spare my firstborn son, as well as my three other kids, my wife, my dog, my cars and my house. Please don't burn down our house Antifa!"
Experts are warning that unless Kyle Rittenhouse is found guilty, Antifa will torch the whole place to protest the self-defense killing of 2 white attackers, in order to demonstrate that black lives matter.
CNN is even warning that protests could be even worse than last year, when they were mostly peaceful. "If Rittenhouse isn't found guilty, we may even see partially non-peaceful protests this year," said one anchor.
Other residents have opted out of painting their doorposts, and will instead hire Kyle Rittenhouse to protect them.
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
Put up a sign, FJB, and follow the example given to us by the Koreans.
Love the Bee, but it’s getting harder to differentiate fact from parody. Many residents in cities under siege last year did just that - falsely showed signs of support to ward off Antifa/BLM attacks. Many shops spray-painted faux-support on their already-boarded up businesses to fend off a second wave.
It’s Milwaukee South.
“Too Jewish”
LOL
They maybe should have declared ANTIFA & BLM as terroristic groups some time ago & if either of these groups causes a problem in Kenosha (regardless of how they are classified) the Nat. Guard presence there needs to come down on them hard. Rioting there solves absolutely no problems, regardless of the verdict in the Rittenhouse trial. No matter what the verdict is, there will automatically be some who disagree with it. Rioting will only inflame the problems, not insure any solution.
Yep, I got stung by this one too. Its too close to being believable...
Actually Kenosha is more of a poor suburb of Chicago. Think of it as a colder version of Gary, Indiana.
Got news for everyone, no matter which way the Kyle Rittenhouse verdict goes, the malcontents will tear what is left of Kenosha down. It’s just an excuse to do so.
It’s hard to do satire when the culture is in the midst of an epic “Hold my Beer” era of stupidity,
But I already have Chick-fil-A hot sauce on my door posts to get the Coronavirus to pass over my house. (also from the Babylon Bee)
Don’t worry! I’m sure the FBI is investigating BLM and their terrorist allies.
Hardly satire, IMO.
I know, after boot camp at Great Mistakes, I spent much time in Kenosha drinking beer at many of the fine bar establishments that city had to offer. We went to Wisc to drink because back then the drinking age was 18 and in Illinois it was 21; what were enterprising sailors to do?
THIS time I’m thankful the headline is from the Bee... I’d hate to think mob/commie intimidation has worked this deeply.
“We, the jury will perform our constitutional duty and declare the verdict in this case,” said one sweating juror, “But we, the jury also don’t want to die.”
Could be true... oh, and the FBI? They're on the side of the criminals, rioters and thugs... Are they supplying the weapons and matches? Or is organized crime doing that part?
From link:https://babylonbee.com/news/kyle-rittenhouse-asked-to-step-outside-and-defend-the-courthouse-while-verdict-is-being-read
The Bee again... Thanks!!! Love it!!
You do know that The Bee is satire, don’t you?
It may be the BabylonBee but it’s close to the truth to close it’s amazing how so many are willing to live on their knees.
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