Posted on 11/02/2021 4:06:07 AM PDT by servo1969
NEW YORK, NY—In his new six-episode limited series on Netflix, Colin Kaepernick proudly proclaimed that no NFL slave owner will ever enslave him no matter how many times he tries out to be a slave. After being emancipated from his former owner the San Francisco 49ers in 2016, Kaepernick has worked tirelessly to become a slave again.
"I try out for NFL slavery every year, and they keep rejecting me. The NFL is oppressive, and it's also oppressive that they refuse to oppress me," he said.
In May 2017, he visited the brutal Seattle Seahawks Plantation hoping to become a slave there but unfortunately left training camp with his liberty and independence still intact. Kaepernick then visited the infamous Baltimore Ravens, some of the cruelest slave-drivers in the country, but they too declined to take away his rights and place him in bondage. Finally, in a last-ditch effort, Kaepernick arranged his own private slave auction of himself in Atlanta where he demonstrated his proficiency as a slave for 32 potential owners. Ultimately, he remained unable to find a buyer for himself.
“I’m tired of these rich White men oppressing me by opting not to oppress me,” a heartbroken Kaepernick declared. Sadly, to this day, Colin Kaepernick, a quarterback some refer to as “The MOAT” (Mediocre-est of All-Time), still remains free and liberated.
The dude is insane.
Nobody would know his name if it wasn't for the constant corrupt media coverage.
Applauding the Bee!
His self loathing for his white half no doubt kept him from being the mediocre professional athlete he could have been.
As it is he was horribly bad. Evidence? Watch his last season (what there was of it), especially the last game.
bingo, Kaepernick has been enslaved, mentally, by his black, activist GF. He is also being used by the left to attack the NFL. The left don't like any sports, especially pro sports, and are jealous of all the attention and money athletes and sports teams get.
Nobody wants an overly tattooed, rabble rousing, you know what, who is now old and out of shape to pollute their roster.
His black life as a football player don’t matter
You took the money though....so that tells me what you are.
“Follow the drinking gourd” and take the underground railroad (or Amtrak) to Canada and freedom, along with one tenth the salary, in the CFL.
“Better to be ignorant, than misinformed” - Thomas Jefferson
YOU, mr fap-yer-dick, have been GROSSLY misinformed.
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