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Wife Throws Away Incredibly Specific Adapter Cable You've Held On To For 7 Years Right Before You Suddenly Find A Use For It
The Babylon Bee ^ | October 18, 2021 | The Babylon Bee

Posted on 10/19/2021 6:30:27 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks

U.S.—According to sources, your wife threw away an incredibly specific adapter cable you've been lovingly preserving for over 7 years, right before you found the perfect use for it. Sad!

"Honey!" you called across the house. "Have you seen my USB 2.0 Type-B to USB 3.0 Type B-Micro adapter? I've been saving it in this box for such a time as this!"

"I'm sorry, my dear husband," the ignorant wife replied, unaware she was about to utter the very words that would pierce you to your soul. "I threw that thing away just yesterday."

"Noooo!" you replied. "HOW COULD YOU? I found the PERFECT application for it!"

According to sources, you then went outside to dig through the garbage to find it, only to find that garbage day was this morning.

"Nooooooooo!"

You then had to go on Amazon to order a new one, only to find it would take 8 months to arrive due to supply chain congestion.

"NOOOOOOO!"

(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Chit/Chat; Hobbies; Humor; Miscellaneous; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: adaptercable; babylonbee; garbage; nooooo; satire; wife
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Nooooooooooo!
1 posted on 10/19/2021 6:30:27 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Tell her that you love her.


2 posted on 10/19/2021 6:33:33 PM PDT by Jonty30 (My superpower is setting people up for failure, without meaning to. )
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Th8s is why you dont allow your wife to touch your stuff.

Start throwing away her stuff on her, and she’ll figure out it can go both ways. She will learn to leave your stuff alone.

Or she will learn how to become a single cat lady and the nuances of boxed wines.


3 posted on 10/19/2021 6:35:44 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: Jonty30

Yes, dear.


4 posted on 10/19/2021 6:38:23 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Florida: America's new free zone.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

I have no qualms about chucking old, useless electronics but I always hang on the cords and chargers. I’ve got a box that has followed me for 20 years.


5 posted on 10/19/2021 6:39:15 PM PDT by WMarshal ("Those who would give up essential liberty, to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither.")
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To: Secret Agent Man

Boxed wine and battery love!

The lifelines of the cat ladies.


6 posted on 10/19/2021 6:40:37 PM PDT by WMarshal ("Those who would give up essential liberty, to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither.")
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

My wife wouldn’t but I do need to go through and get rid of some obscure stuff like that.


7 posted on 10/19/2021 6:43:01 PM PDT by Pollard (PureBlood)
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To: Secret Agent Man

“Th8s is why you dont allow your wife to touch your stuff.”

Don’t even get me started on listing MY stuff that Hubby has thrown away. I never would touch his stuff. It all comes down to respect.


8 posted on 10/19/2021 6:44:06 PM PDT by MayflowerMadam (When government fears the people, there is liberty. Don't forget his cohort)
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To: Pollard

Hey, as long as your wife doesn’t occasionally find uses for them, go for it!


9 posted on 10/19/2021 6:48:25 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Florida: America's new free zone.)
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To: MayflowerMadam

You betcha!


10 posted on 10/19/2021 6:48:48 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Florida: America's new free zone.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

I have this Bernoulli Disk …

I figure that it will drive my heirs nuts!

It is labeled ‘treasure’!

Grin!


11 posted on 10/19/2021 6:56:48 PM PDT by SES1066 (Ask not what the LEFT can do for you, rather ask what the LEFT is doing to YOU!)
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To: WMarshal

Only a box?

We have a 3ft by 5ft dresser drawer full of them.


12 posted on 10/19/2021 7:04:14 PM PDT by MNJohnnie (They would have abandon leftism to achieve sanity. Freeper Olog-hai)
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To: WMarshal

ehhhh, yer a piker. I have a box I started in the late 80’s.


13 posted on 10/19/2021 7:07:55 PM PDT by RainMan (Democrats ... making war against America since April 12, 1861)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks; Secret Agent Man

That hurts, but nothing equates to a mother throwing away your baseball cards.


14 posted on 10/19/2021 7:15:00 PM PDT by Retain Mike ( Sat Cong)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
His USB 2.0 Type-B to USB 3.0 Type B-Micro adapter.

Boy, I sure would like to know what use he found for that baby. I've been hanging on to mine for years.

15 posted on 10/19/2021 7:18:26 PM PDT by Robwin ( )
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

That there is good for a hearty chuckle. Not sure I’d blame the wife, though.

[OTOH, my wife once put my rented empty Molson keg in the trash.]


16 posted on 10/19/2021 7:28:58 PM PDT by Fester Chugabrew (No nation that sanctions the wholesale slaughter of its unborn citizens is fit to endure.)
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To: Retain Mike

Or comic books.


17 posted on 10/19/2021 7:50:52 PM PDT by steve8714 (Evidently the Oxford comma is racist, sexist, or homophobic. You decide which.)
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To: Fester Chugabrew

I’m not saying they’re all that way, but most of them are; women cannot comprehend the intrinsic value of things. They can’t understand how all things go through a period of dormancy and liable to seem useless, but its just that its new purpose has not yet become manifest...

(I guess you can imagine what my place looks like)


18 posted on 10/19/2021 7:52:01 PM PDT by tsomer
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To: WMarshal

I am the cord collector, in this family.

All kinds of vintage adapter cables, phone cords, etc.


19 posted on 10/19/2021 7:56:05 PM PDT by Jane Long (What we were told was a “conspiracy theory” in 2020 is now fact. 🙏🏻 Ps 33:12 )
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

This has been a real life problem ever since Tanner Electronics in north Dallas / Carrollton closed last year.

A true dream store that bought out other stores from around the country, and hit up auctions on a regular basis.

Many local Fire and Police chiefs got together and pleased with county judge Clay Jenkins to allow them to stay open during covid, since they couldn’t operate their wireless and radio systems without those spare parts.

You could really find the most obscure parts there, for ham radio operator stuff to things from the old TI plants up the road.

An EE’s dream store.


20 posted on 10/19/2021 8:01:36 PM PDT by texas booster (Join FreeRepublic's Folding@Home team (Team # 36120) Cure Alzheimer's!)
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