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Poll: 38% Percent Still Approve Of Biden Job Performance As They Don’t Realize He’s The President
The Babylon Bee ^ | October 12, 2021 | The Babylon Bee

Posted on 10/13/2021 7:41:59 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks

U.S.—In a recent Quinnipiac poll, 38% of people still approve of the job President Biden is doing. This is surprising, since Biden has been a complete failure at every aspect of his presidency — the economy, protecting the border, foreign affairs, handling the pandemic — and it’s unclear what those who approve of him think his job is.

“Oh yeah, good old Joe,” said Rufus Reed, a plumber who approved of Biden’s job performance. “He works at the local hardware store, right? He knows a lot about washers.”

Isabel Howard, a nurse, thought Biden was the guy who mows the grass along the freeway. “It’s never very long,” she said. “I don’t know what more you could look for.”

Derek Goodman, who is unemployed and approves of Biden, seemed to have more of an idea who he is. “He’s that guy on TV who does the Grandpa Simpson bit where he just kind of rambles,” he said. “I don’t really understand what show he’s on, but I see clips of him online. He’s hilarious.”

One person was very negative about the current president but just didn’t understand that the president is Joe Biden. “The president is doing a terrible job,” said Joe Biden. “Whoever that guy is, he’s really screwing up this country. That’s what I was telling everyone at the ice cream shop where I work.” One of Biden’s aides then whispered something in his ear, and his eyes went wide. “Oh no!”

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TOPICS: Health/Medicine; Humor; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; biden; performance; polls; satire
That explains it!
1 posted on 10/13/2021 7:41:59 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Biden’s job is to prove that and idiot with Alzheimers can do the job. Actually his job is to do what obama wanted to do but couldn’t without getting his reputation dirty. so he’s using the dumb screw up to destroy America.


2 posted on 10/13/2021 7:48:25 PM PDT by kvanbrunt2
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
thought Biden was the guy who mows the grass along the freeway.

Biden can’t even figure out how to turn the mower on. 😀😃👍😊

3 posted on 10/13/2021 7:49:20 PM PDT by Mark17 (USAF ATCer, Retired. Father of USAF pilot. ATCers & pilots, the quintessential elements of aviation)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

38% of Americans get free stuff from Joe Biden.


4 posted on 10/13/2021 7:50:44 PM PDT by MinorityRepublican
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Joe Biden still thinks he’s campaigning from his freshly remodeled basement. He even thinks his family is reputable and respectible.


5 posted on 10/13/2021 8:00:05 PM PDT by patriot torch
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Is the Bee regular crew on vacation this week?

THey seem a tad off.

I mean, the latest crop of articles are funny and all, but there is a weird edge to them...

kinda reminds me of the Dave Barry imitators, who couldn’t seem to exactly get into Dave’s particular groove of humor.


6 posted on 10/13/2021 8:01:19 PM PDT by C210N (Everything will be okay in the end. If it’s not okay, it’s not the end.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Bid*n’s the president? I thought it was Corn Pop...


7 posted on 10/13/2021 9:28:19 PM PDT by OrangeHoof (Chinese communism will look different once the masks come off.)
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To: C210N

“I mean, the latest crop of articles are funny and all, but there is a weird edge to them...”

Could be a case of “playing down to the level of your competition”. Humans are lazy and many take the easy path when presented. It’s the low hanging fruit analogy but with sleepy joe all the fruit is on the bottom branches.


8 posted on 10/14/2021 2:08:44 AM PDT by WinMod70
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