Posted on 09/29/2021 5:55:44 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
WASHINGTON, D.C.—During his booster shot ceremony Monday, President Biden was ordered to stop taking questions by a man holding a shepherd's crook just behind the curtain. But Biden disregarded the order and answered one question from a reporter who asked when we could get back to normal.
"We'll be back to normal when, heck, I don't know, third—three... three point... three point five million billiion trillion, uh, 3.5 trillion people are vaccinated," Biden said as the doctor leaned in to give him his booster shot. He suddenly appeared much more lucid. "Say, that's a great head of hair, lady. Herbal Essences Coconut Water and Jasmine? I'd know that scent anywhere. Introduced in their Spring Collection a few years back. What are you doing later? Want to come back to my basement? They bring me ice cream."
At publishing time, Jen Psaki had clarified that Biden actually said that we can get back to normal when N+1 people are vaccinated, where N is whatever the current population of the United States is at the time.
Ummm-mmmm.....2020 We can return to normal once we bend the curve
I wish they would quote Biden correctly.
“We Can Return Back To Normal When 3.5 Trillion People Have Been Vacationed”
That’s the same number of Americans killed by Gun Violence. Can’t be a coincidence.
I guess I should start procreating with all possible speed.
Biden: “We can return to normal when we’ve killed them all off and we’re the only ones left.”
We need to start cloning humans immediately.
GFYS! How about that, beeyotch?
Clue.....Bzzzzzz
Since when did the White House become a sound stage?
Everything about this administration is fake, and they’re not even hiding it.
Dig up the corpses and vaxx them—they voted for this!
I assume this is in a basement. He likes basements.
This is a mock up of the WH in his basement in Deleware. There is another one of the Oval Office and even a fake Rose Garden.
I’m not sure Biden is Biden.
Dang, the borer situation is REALLY out of control. B-)
borer=border
And the Bee hits it out of the ballpark again.
“During his booster shot ceremony Monday, ...”
More like “When he got the saline solution or B-12 shot”.
If half of the world moves here and Sleepy Joe vaccinates all of them, then we will be back to normal.
That’s probably why he tries to keep the border open!
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