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New York Governor Hokum Performs A Miracle (Satire)
9/28/21 | RetiredTexasVet

Posted on 09/28/2021 4:41:02 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet

Last night New York Governor Hokum, who demands to be referred to as God, assembled her apostles and turned 15,000 National Guard truck drivers, cooks, infantry, MPs, etc. into doctors and nurses.

Marxist State Media (MSM) pimps and whores promptly proclaimed the New York health care shortage of doctors and nurses remedied by Her miracle. When asked how She would feed and pay them, God asked that fishes and bread be brought to Her which She promptly tuned into collard greens and chitlins for the multitudes (for diversity sake). As for pay, God begged the Federal Reserve to print more money (even God can't tell the Federal Reserve what to do).

God said that all was good and rested at the Governor's mansion. After a day of rest, God commanded that all unvaccinated citizens and MAGA people be gathered up and thrown into the fiery abyss.


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Health/Medicine; Humor; Society
KEYWORDS: sarcasm; satire; scorn

1 posted on 09/28/2021 4:41:02 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Show this to all who do not believe that collectivism isn’t a Religion.


2 posted on 09/28/2021 4:42:40 PM PDT by griswold3 (When chaos serves the State, the State will encourage chaos)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Democrats. The only time they mention God is when they’re telling you you have to do something for the State. And especially if it’s something you don’t want to do.


3 posted on 09/28/2021 4:52:39 PM PDT by Scarlett156 (I'm putting a confusing message here to strike fear into the hearts of my enemies. Take that! Ha! )
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To: Scarlett156

Gott mit Uns!


4 posted on 09/28/2021 5:03:41 PM PDT by normbal (normbal. somewhere in socialist occupied America)
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To: normbal

Meine ehre heist treue!


5 posted on 09/28/2021 5:12:59 PM PDT by ssapro (SSAPRO/ EXBP)
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To: ssapro

Heil Hokum!


6 posted on 09/28/2021 5:15:58 PM PDT by normbal (normbal. somewhere in socialist occupied America)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Not Babylon Bee level. But, nice stab at it. 👍


7 posted on 09/28/2021 5:23:12 PM PDT by sjmjax
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