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Texas Woman Wishes There Were Some Activity She Could Abstain From To Be Sure She Won't Get Pregnant
The Babylon Bee ^ | September 2, 2021 | The Babylon Bee

Posted on 09/03/2021 12:09:00 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks

DALLAS, TX—As new restrictions on abortion go into effect in Texas, more and more concerned residents are speaking out about their loss of abortion access. We caught up with Dallas resident Debbie Woods to discuss the impact of the new law on her life.

“I probably get four or five abortions a year, so this will definitely impact me directly,” Woods said. "I just can't have a kid right now. I’m sleeping over at a different guy’s house like five nights a week. Nobody’s going to want to hook up with me if I’ve got a baby in tow!”

Woods says she’s been racking her brain for days trying to think of a solution to her predicament. “I wish there was some activity I could abstain from in order to not get pregnant,” she said. “I mean, I eat right, I exercise, and I even floss daily no matter whose house I’m sleeping at. I just can’t figure out what’s causing my unwanted pregnancies!”

In addition to cutting something out of her life, Woods said she’s open to other alternative pregnancy prevention ideas. “It would be great if stores sold products that could keep you from getting pregnant in the first place,” Woods added. “Something that responsible people would make sure to use during whatever activity is causing pregnancy to block it from ever happening."

"But alas."


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Chit/Chat; Conspiracy; Health/Medicine; Humor; Local News; Miscellaneous; Society
KEYWORDS: abortion; abstinence; babylonbee; birthcontrol; dallas; pregnancy; promiscuity; pua; redpill; restrictions; satire; sex; texas; texasheartbeatact
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Once again, BB is behind the curve.

When it comes to "forced fatherhood", that term that men use when they knock women up without wanting to, the idea that there is some activity they could have abstained from to prevent it is lost on them.

In fact, just about all of the "points" made in that article apply to men in this situation.

"If only there was some activity I could have abstained from that would have prevented these child support payments."

"If only there were products that could have prevented her from getting preggo."

Women may not be this far gone yet, but a lot of men are.

21 posted on 09/03/2021 2:49:47 PM PDT by TwelveOfTwenty (Will whoever keeps asking if this country can get any more insane please stop?)
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To: TwelveOfTwenty

It didn’t use to be this way but nowadays men are actually more likely to step up to the plate and “be a man” and assume their fatherly roles whereas women are more likely not to but go get an abortion, and fail then to “be a woman.”


22 posted on 09/03/2021 3:24:55 PM PDT by Its All Over Except ...
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

With democrats, abortions are child-prevention methods. And, abortions can be had even after a child is born and up to 12 months of age. So, it’s never too late for any ‘abortion’.

Abortion is just a method of killing of the unborn, so, why not extend abortions further, up to 12 months of age, and if a child is particularly unsupportable and unlikeable, why not up to the age of 18 years?


23 posted on 09/03/2021 3:35:30 PM PDT by adorno
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

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24 posted on 09/03/2021 3:36:24 PM PDT by sit-rep ( )
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Only know of one activity she should abstain from


25 posted on 09/03/2021 3:37:14 PM PDT by 353FMG
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To: red-dawg

C’mon man.... You know there is nothing in the Constitution or Amendments that guarantees the right to an abortion.


26 posted on 09/03/2021 8:53:13 PM PDT by octex
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

just get up and start walking. gravity is a great birth control.


27 posted on 09/03/2021 8:57:20 PM PDT by PCPOET7 (`)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

I think it’s called ‘taking personal responsibility for yourself’ 😊


28 posted on 09/04/2021 5:15:18 AM PDT by SMARTY (Republics decline into democracies & democracies degenerate into despotisms. Aristotle)
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It didn’t use to be this way but nowadays men are actually more likely to step up to the plate and “be a man” and assume their fatherly roles

I'm not so sure of that. Millions of abortions and billions of dollars spent on prostitution every year in this country alone tell me another story. Do you have numbers?

29 posted on 09/04/2021 8:03:03 AM PDT by TwelveOfTwenty (Will whoever keeps asking if this country can get any more insane please stop?)
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