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Biden's Guest Hosting Of 'Jeopardy!' A Disaster As He Flees Every Time A Contestant Puts An Answer In Form Of A Question
The Babylon Bee ^
| August 25, 2021
Posted on 08/25/2021 10:38:47 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia
CULVER CITY, CA—It seemed like a big coup for the game show Jeopardy! as they got the President of the United States himself, Joe Biden, to host. But it ended up being a disaster, as every time a contest answered in the form of a question, Biden would immediately turn and leave.
“What is the Roman Empire?” answered contestant Keith Black, a school teacher.
“I’m not taking questions at this time,” Biden said as he turned to leave the studio.
Producers then had to explain to him that in Jeopardy!, all answers are in the form of questions, but he’s not actually being questioned.
“Well, that’s just malarkey,” Biden reportedly said before going back in to host.
Still, his reflex about questions was too ingrained, as when a contest answered, “What is photosynthesis?” Biden again immediately left.
“Sorry,” he said while exiting the stage, “my staff says if I answer any questions, I don’t get ice cream.”
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: biden; jeopardy
To: rightwingintelligentsia
The Bee hits another one out of the park.
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posted on
08/25/2021 10:41:31 AM PDT
by
Leaning Right
(I have alrseady previewed or do not wish to preview this composition.)
To: Leaning Right
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posted on
08/25/2021 10:42:02 AM PDT
by
1Old Pro
(Let's make crime illegal again!)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
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posted on
08/25/2021 10:43:27 AM PDT
by
lysie
(Labeling Trump supporters domestic terrorists is like calling trick or treaters robbers.They are NOT)
To: 1Old Pro
Hilarious.
We some laughs.
To: rightwingintelligentsia
Another direct hit from The Bee.
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posted on
08/25/2021 10:56:26 AM PDT
by
Army Air Corps
(Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
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posted on
08/25/2021 11:00:20 AM PDT
by
Bonemaker
(invictus maneo)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
Can’t find a video anywhere
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posted on
08/25/2021 11:00:26 AM PDT
by
laweeks
( )
To: rightwingintelligentsia
Somebody should use some video editing to make this piece a video story. Would be hilarious.
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posted on
08/25/2021 11:17:39 AM PDT
by
Codeflier
(Please stop calling these violent totalitarian collectivist Democrats, liberals. )
To: rightwingintelligentsia
BB has been outdoing themselves recently.
Too many of their headlines are hitting too close.
[Keep up the good work, BB.]
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posted on
08/25/2021 11:17:42 AM PDT
by
TomGuy
(!)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
“What is the Roman Empire?” answered contestant Keith Black, a school teacher.
“I’m not taking questions at this time,” Biden said as he turned to leave the studio.
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posted on
08/25/2021 11:20:13 AM PDT
by
Magnum44
(...against all enemies, foreign and domestic...)
To: laweeks
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posted on
08/25/2021 11:20:36 AM PDT
by
Yo-Yo
(is the /sarc tag really necessary?)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
To: rightwingintelligentsia
Wouldn’t take long before the LID comes out.
To: rightwingintelligentsia
I’ll take “things Chomo joe sniffs for 500”
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08/25/2021 1:24:46 PM PDT
by
Organic Panic
(Democrats. Memories as short as Joe Biden's eyes.)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
Anyone not get the visual?
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08/25/2021 2:20:59 PM PDT
by
Pollard
(#*&% Communism)
To: Yo-Yo
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08/28/2021 5:49:48 PM PDT
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rightwingintelligentsia
(Democrats: The perfect party for the helpless and stupid, and those who would rule over them.)
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