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Posted on 07/16/2021 12:05:25 PM PDT by BipolarBob
U.S.—An American manufacturer has been overwhelmed with preorders for its brand new "ejection porch," which is specially designed to detect when Biden's vaccine evangelists are at your door so it can launch them into the stratosphere.
"Excuse me, sir, do you have a few minutes to talk about our lord and savior Dr. Fau-- AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" said one door-to-door vaccine auditor after the advanced technology in the porch detected his whiny and annoying government vaccine-evangelist voice and launched him into the sky, above the clouds, and out of sight.
For anyone who can't afford an advanced and costly porch upgrade, the company is selling handy signs to hang on your porch to tell them to get lost.
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They’ll just load tranquilizer guns with the jab and get you from a distance. Jab snipers.
I’ll just have my pet Killer Whale take care of them.
They really won’t like my pet pit bull that patrols the front yard…😳
Stratosphere is not high enough.
Send them to space, it’s the only way to be sure.
Hey... hows this for an idea....
Instead of “No Trespassing” signs,
just put up a “Self Quarantine In Progress” sign.
That way, they can mark you down for “Natural Immunity” and they wont want to bother you about your vaccination status..
(Who says what you are “self-quarantining” for?)
If they are brave enough to ring the doorbell, WEAR A MASK and step outside coughing your ass off.
Tell them “Yeah... got vaccinated last week... see my eyes twitching???”
Oh... and make sure you post it on Youtube.
Sign on door: “EXTREME DANGER! EBOLA QUARANTINE. STAY BACK 100+ FEET”
or ...
No sign, Answer door with V-8 juice in your mouth. Cough it all over them then explain, while coughing violently, that you’re under quarantine for Ebola and the health dept. was supposed to put up a sign but they forgot in their hurry to leave.
But does it work on regular evangelists as well?
Your posting has possibilities...
V8 juice could be substituted for alka seltzer tablets foaming in one’s mouth...”Yup just got the shot yesterday...don’t know why i’m drooling at the mouth and would like to eat your brains...”!
Love it! AS tabs going on the grocery list. :)
Yes, as Jehovah is my Witness.
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