Hey... hows this for an idea....
Instead of “No Trespassing” signs,
just put up a “Self Quarantine In Progress” sign.
That way, they can mark you down for “Natural Immunity” and they wont want to bother you about your vaccination status..
(Who says what you are “self-quarantining” for?)
If they are brave enough to ring the doorbell, WEAR A MASK and step outside coughing your ass off.
Tell them “Yeah... got vaccinated last week... see my eyes twitching???”
Oh... and make sure you post it on Youtube.
Sign on door: “EXTREME DANGER! EBOLA QUARANTINE. STAY BACK 100+ FEET”
or ...
No sign, Answer door with V-8 juice in your mouth. Cough it all over them then explain, while coughing violently, that you’re under quarantine for Ebola and the health dept. was supposed to put up a sign but they forgot in their hurry to leave.