Posted on 07/09/2021 11:24:06 AM PDT by GeorgiaDawg32
(Washington, D.C.) Today, Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has decided to introduce legislation banning fireworks nationwide since they are an obvious, blatant, in your face expression of support for all things Trump.
Said an insider:
“After studying the subject, AOC has decided to introduce in the near future, legislation that will ban the manufacture, sale, transport or possession of fireworks of any and all types in all 50 states and territories since they are expressions of all things Trump.”
“We know that at the previous presidents inauguration, he enjoyed watching a waste of taxpayers money to the tune of millions and his supporters took notice. That money would have been better off being donated to worthy causes such as BLM and others.”
“His supporters have used the 4th of July to exhibit this unbridled expression of support and it must be banned. We cannot allow this support to continue. We've already gotten the flags, the statues and so on. If American Trump supporters can't give up this fireworks tradition, we democrats have to take it through comprehensive legislation.”
“If you want to do something constructive on the 4th of July, eat lots of hot dogs. This administration is saving you money on them to the tune of sixteen cents. That's just this year. Next year it might be up to twenty cents. The more you eat, the more you save.”
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So she’s gonna piss off China?
SEEMS to me, Hillary Clinton had purchased a dozen truck loads of fireworks that went unusued, Maybe AOC can turn them over to the Trump folks
Satire
Hey New York, how far are you willing to take this ‘I hate Trump’ thing. Never mind, stupid question.
Forced banning of American traditions and our history is not a winning message, thus the DC communist criminals have to cheat and lie on every angle. That’s just what anarchists do.
AOC is stupid but not this stupid.
So she’s gonna piss off China?
Time for her to learn some realities of the world not her interpretation.
Fixed it.
John Adams:
The date will be the most memorable epoch in the history of America. I am apt to believe that it will be celebrated by succeeding generations as the great anniversary festival. It ought to be commemorated as the day of deliverance, by solemn acts of devotion to God Almighty. It ought to be solemnized with pomp and parade, with shows, games, sports, guns, bells, bonfires, and illuminations, from one end of this continent to the other, from this time forward forever more.-PJ
You people from her district must be so proud of her and the really important legislation she brings to the floor.
Is this competing with the Babylon Bee?
Satire is getting harder and harder to recognize.
Hard to tell that it is satire.
It makes just as much sense as calling the Betsy Ross flag racist, and the liberals really did that.
AOC has been banned from reality for some time now.
My dogs and my water bill would be happy.
Most places they are already banned/outlawed and many people disregard the law and the others don’t go reporting them.
Just leave people to enjoy and celebrate.
You seriously wrote that down? Take a writing class, please.
Yep.
Bad satire.
The leftist have wanted to ban fireworks for decades, next they’ll be demanding the 4th of July be banned, if they haven’t already.
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