Posted on 05/25/2021 3:10:44 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
According to witnesses, the deranged nutjob struggled for over 5 minutes to affix the pointless and uncomfortable mask on the face of the innocent little girl as she kicked and struggled.
"This isn't just for your protection! This is to protect me!" yelled the dangerous, certifiably unhinged wingnut as he completely ignored the girl's protests.
Several sources attempted to step in and help the little girl, but were quickly scared off as the man began recording them on his cell phone and calling them "grandma killers."
"We've seen an increased number of instances like this," said Police Chief Buggs Tubberskaw in a press conference. "Please know that we have every available officer working on bringing these looney-tune wackos to justice. Please stay alert when you are out and about. If you see something, say something."
The press conference was quickly cut short, however, as the police received reports of a frenzied maniac attempting to sit down with her toddler to read a copy of Woke Baby.
The Mask Cult brooks no dissent, not even from little kids.
DANG!
A toddler could actually die from. The volume of air they inhale and exhale is so small that a majority of it would be rebreathing carbon dioxide.
I still remember Spirit airlines removing a family for toddler not wanting the mask on his tiny face..
It’s flat out child abuse
but I’m a conservative I’m not gonna say anything to other parents unless they’re hitting their kids and I’ll stop them cold
Flat out putting masks on kids is child abuse there’s no two ways about it
It’s flat out child abuse
but I’m a conservative I’m not gonna say anything to other parents unless they’re hitting their kids and I’ll stop them cold
Flat out putting masks on kids is child abuse there’s no two ways about it
I expected to read that it was either Hillary or Pedo Joe.
“Deranged Psychopath Seen Putting Mask On A Toddler”
I see deranged psychopaths (democrats) putting masks on themselves everyday.
Police Chief Buggs Tubberskaw.
In reality, kids take to the masks just fine. It’s just another item of clothing.
The claim that kids somehow suffocate from masks is absolutely bogus. An oxygen or CO2 molecule is ~1/1000 the size of a virus particle. Thus, a mask that blocks 90% of virus particles is incapable of blocking O2 or CO2.
The people who are acting like children here are the adults who start screaming “My freedom!” just because they must wear a mask to enter a business. How this imposes on freedom is a mystery that no one has yet explained. Yet these same people have no problem with the fact that they are expected to wear clothing and cover most of their body surface when out in public.
The Babylon Bee usually is spot-on with its satire, but this piece fell utterly flat.
The Wuhan virus seemed to spread quite handily while all these mask mandates were in place. Of course, admittedly, this could be due to the fact that most people weren’t wearing actual anti-viral masks (N-95’s and what-not). Just cloth masks like I wore, that might attenuate the virus a little, but not stop it.
I found the mask to be obnoxious, and I’m supremely glad that my state’s mandate was lifted on the 15th.
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