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Deranged Psychopath Seen Putting Mask On A Toddler
The Babylon Bee ^ | May 24, 2021 | The Babylon Bee

Posted on 05/25/2021 3:10:44 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks

According to witnesses, the deranged nutjob struggled for over 5 minutes to affix the pointless and uncomfortable mask on the face of the innocent little girl as she kicked and struggled.

"This isn't just for your protection! This is to protect me!" yelled the dangerous, certifiably unhinged wingnut as he completely ignored the girl's protests.

Several sources attempted to step in and help the little girl, but were quickly scared off as the man began recording them on his cell phone and calling them "grandma killers."

"We've seen an increased number of instances like this," said Police Chief Buggs Tubberskaw in a press conference. "Please know that we have every available officer working on bringing these looney-tune wackos to justice. Please stay alert when you are out and about. If you see something, say something."

The press conference was quickly cut short, however, as the police received reports of a frenzied maniac attempting to sit down with her toddler to read a copy of Woke Baby.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Conspiracy; Health/Medicine; Humor; Local News; Miscellaneous; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; buggstubberskaw; jackson; leftism; maskcult; masks; mississippi; psychopaths; satire; toddler; wokebaby
Beware, beware, beware of the mask-ed man!
1 posted on 05/25/2021 3:10:44 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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To: 100American; al baby; Allegra; BufordP; dp0622; DoodleBob; EveningStar; Gefn; GunsareOK; ...

The Mask Cult brooks no dissent, not even from little kids.

DANG!


2 posted on 05/25/2021 3:11:47 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Florida: America's new free zone.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

A toddler could actually die from. The volume of air they inhale and exhale is so small that a majority of it would be rebreathing carbon dioxide.


3 posted on 05/25/2021 3:29:00 PM PDT by Mr. K (No consequence of repealing obamacare is worse than obamacare itself)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

I still remember Spirit airlines removing a family for toddler not wanting the mask on his tiny face..


4 posted on 05/25/2021 3:34:58 PM PDT by Humane1
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

It’s flat out child abuse

but I’m a conservative I’m not gonna say anything to other parents unless they’re hitting their kids and I’ll stop them cold

Flat out putting masks on kids is child abuse there’s no two ways about it


5 posted on 05/25/2021 4:16:24 PM PDT by Truthoverpower (Arizona !!!! Now the TRUMP TRAIN is getting back on TRACK ! TRUTH! FREEDOM ! LIBERTY! )
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

It’s flat out child abuse

but I’m a conservative I’m not gonna say anything to other parents unless they’re hitting their kids and I’ll stop them cold

Flat out putting masks on kids is child abuse there’s no two ways about it


6 posted on 05/25/2021 4:16:26 PM PDT by Truthoverpower (Arizona !!!! Now the TRUMP TRAIN is getting back on TRACK ! TRUTH! FREEDOM ! LIBERTY! )
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

I expected to read that it was either Hillary or Pedo Joe.


7 posted on 05/25/2021 4:53:12 PM PDT by TigersEye (Will the Younger Dryas Impact you? )
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

“Deranged Psychopath Seen Putting Mask On A Toddler”

I see deranged psychopaths (democrats) putting masks on themselves everyday.


8 posted on 05/25/2021 5:52:18 PM PDT by Bonemaker (invictus maneo)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Police Chief Buggs Tubberskaw.


9 posted on 05/25/2021 8:30:26 PM PDT by 1956tbyrd
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

In reality, kids take to the masks just fine. It’s just another item of clothing.

The claim that kids somehow suffocate from masks is absolutely bogus. An oxygen or CO2 molecule is ~1/1000 the size of a virus particle. Thus, a mask that blocks 90% of virus particles is incapable of blocking O2 or CO2.

The people who are acting like children here are the adults who start screaming “My freedom!” just because they must wear a mask to enter a business. How this imposes on freedom is a mystery that no one has yet explained. Yet these same people have no problem with the fact that they are expected to wear clothing and cover most of their body surface when out in public.

The Babylon Bee usually is spot-on with its satire, but this piece fell utterly flat.


10 posted on 05/26/2021 9:20:53 AM PDT by exDemMom (Current visual of the hole the US continues to dig itself into: http://www.usdebtclock.org)
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To: exDemMom

The Wuhan virus seemed to spread quite handily while all these mask mandates were in place. Of course, admittedly, this could be due to the fact that most people weren’t wearing actual anti-viral masks (N-95’s and what-not). Just cloth masks like I wore, that might attenuate the virus a little, but not stop it.

I found the mask to be obnoxious, and I’m supremely glad that my state’s mandate was lifted on the 15th.


11 posted on 05/26/2021 12:53:22 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Florida: America's new free zone.)
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