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LEGO Unveils New Genderless Bricks With No Male/Female Connectors
The Babylon Bee ^
| May 20, 2021
| The Babylon Bee
Posted on 05/22/2021 10:08:53 AM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
BILLUND, DENMARK—As part of its new push toward inclusion and diversity, LEGO has unveiled a new set of genderless bricks without male or female connectors. The entirely smooth bricks have no suggestive male nubs or female receptors and instead have entirely smooth, androgynous sides all around.
"This represents a new era in inclusive building bricks!" said LEGO spokesperson Bjørn Irkestøm-Slater Walker. "Finally -- anyone can play with our LEGOs without being triggered by those horrid male and female parts that imply they're only supposed to fit in one direction. Every brick can stack on any other brick without anyone misgendering anything or making a brick feel bad because it only fits in one way."
"I mean, I guess they're pretty much just blocks now," he admitted. "But they're INCLUSIVE blocks!"
The bricks will still, of course, instantly kill you if you step on them.
TOPICS: Business/Economy; Chit/Chat; Conspiracy; Health/Medicine; Humor; Miscellaneous; Society
KEYWORDS: androgynous; bricks; female; genderless; legos; male; satire; smooth; wokeism
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To: 100American; al baby; Allegra; BufordP; dp0622; DoodleBob; EveningStar; Gefn; GunsareOK; ...
Get woke, make things impossible to build.
DANG!
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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posted on
05/22/2021 10:10:36 AM PDT
by
Lurkina.n.Learnin
(The veil of civilization is only 9 meals thick. )
To: Lurkina.n.Learnin
Damn,Babylon made me babble.😊
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posted on
05/22/2021 10:12:26 AM PDT
by
Lurkina.n.Learnin
(The veil of civilization is only 9 meals thick. )
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
To: Tennessee Nana
To: Tennessee Nana
B.B. but all too believable…
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posted on
05/22/2021 10:18:24 AM PDT
by
gov_bean_ counter
(Lift the rim. You’re not that good a shot.)
To: Tennessee Nana; Lurkina.n.Learnin
When satire is too close to reality . . .
To: Tennessee Nana
Sometimes real stories are more outlandish than the BB.
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posted on
05/22/2021 10:23:37 AM PDT
by
Wilhelm Tell
(True or False? This is not a tag line.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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posted on
05/22/2021 10:25:43 AM PDT
by
ClearCase_guy
("I see you did something -- why you so racist?")
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
They stole my idea from a post from yesterday!
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posted on
05/22/2021 10:34:35 AM PDT
by
DesertRhino
(Dog is man's best friend, and moslems hate dogs. Add that up. .... )
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
As opposed to the same sex blocks which all either have studs on both sides, or anti-studs (yes that’s what they are called in lego speak) on both sides.
Ether way they don’t fit together.
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posted on
05/22/2021 10:34:41 AM PDT
by
DannyTN
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
This is great news! Now it won’t hurt as much when you step on a Lego.
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posted on
05/22/2021 10:35:52 AM PDT
by
NautiNurse
(It took 20 years for FL to clean up voter fraud in Broward and Palm Beach Counties. But we did it. )
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Everyone knows that Lego only has two types of bricks, just like tere are only two types of humans.”Goesintas” and “Goesoutas”
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posted on
05/22/2021 10:52:54 AM PDT
by
antidemoncrat
(somRead more at: https://economicti)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
I love the Bee!
The closing line is awesome. So true.
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posted on
05/22/2021 10:59:35 AM PDT
by
FreedomPoster
(Islam delenda est)
To: Wilhelm Tell
It’s really a tough time for satire for that reason. I regularly look at stuff and say “wow, that’s real, and not the Bee.”
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posted on
05/22/2021 11:01:04 AM PDT
by
FreedomPoster
(Islam delenda est)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
how about electrical plugs and outlets, shouldn’t they be eliminated?
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posted on
05/22/2021 11:16:21 AM PDT
by
euram
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
as long as the dont hurt to step on anymore its ok
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posted on
05/22/2021 11:33:33 AM PDT
by
al baby
(Hi Mom Hi Dad)
To: al baby; NautiNurse
The bricks will still, of course, instantly kill you if you step on them.
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
No front hole, no front pole.
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posted on
05/22/2021 11:46:23 AM PDT
by
I want the USA back
(Non-binary transnormativity is a construct of intersectionality. Leftist gobbledegook stinks.)
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