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Lori Lightfoot Flees In Terror After Thomas Sowell Takes Her Up On Offer For Black People To Interview Her
The Babylon Bee ^
| 5/21/21
Posted on 05/21/2021 2:27:13 PM PDT by Impala64ssa
CHICAGO, IL—Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot was seen running for her life this afternoon. Observers said that Lightfoot exploded into a frantic sprint after she saw Thomas Sowell approaching to interview her. According to sources, Lightfoot had recently said she "would only grant one-on-one interviews to journalists of color." Moments later Thomas Sowell crashed through a nearby wall in a fashion reminiscent of the Kool-Aid Man. Lightfoot, living up to her name, went into a mad dash and has not been seen since.
People at the scene said Sowell brushed the drywall dust off of his corduroy jacket and said, "It is hard to imagine a more stupid or more dangerous way of making decisions than by putting those decisions in the hands of people who pay no price for being wrong." He shrugged and most of the people present nodded in agreement. "Well, guess I'll go," he said. He then burst through another unbroken portion of wall and left.
Lightfoot was last seen on a traffic camera charging down Canal Street like a Japanese man in a Godzilla film.
TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Local News; Miscellaneous; Society
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; koolaidman; lorilightweight; ohyeah; satire; thomassowell
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I suppose, according to Jim Crow Joe Mr. Sowell ain't Black
To: Impala64ssa
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posted on
05/21/2021 2:28:28 PM PDT
by
ronniesgal
(Hillary wants to be Governor of New York!!)
To: Impala64ssa
I love the ‘anti-woke’ reference of the “Japanese man running from Godzilla”....Bwahahahahaha!
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posted on
05/21/2021 2:32:04 PM PDT
by
mdmathis6
To: Impala64ssa
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posted on
05/21/2021 2:33:54 PM PDT
by
SaxxonWoods
(Any comment might be sarcasm, or not. It depends. Often I'm not sure either.)
To: Impala64ssa
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posted on
05/21/2021 2:36:26 PM PDT
by
Chode
(there is no fall back position, there's no rally point, there is no LZ... we're on our own. P144:1)
To: Impala64ssa
People at the scene said Sowell brushed the drywall dust off of his corduroy jacket and said, "It is hard to imagine a more stupid or more dangerous way of making decisions than by putting those decisions in the hands of people who pay no price for being wrong." LOL!
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posted on
05/21/2021 2:37:29 PM PDT
by
Rummyfan
(In any war between the civilized man and the savage, support the civilized man. Support Israel.d)
To: Impala64ssa
Just as with DeBlasio in New York, Chicago elected her, Chicago has to live with her.
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posted on
05/21/2021 2:38:40 PM PDT
by
Rummyfan
(In any war between the civilized man and the savage, support the civilized man. Support Israel.d)
To: Impala64ssa
Just saw BB - I’ll have to watch that in the future.
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posted on
05/21/2021 2:42:23 PM PDT
by
SkyDancer
(I Identify As Vaccinated)
To: Impala64ssa
The Bee is the greatest. Hopefully, we’ll have a lottery following Revolution II to allow us to bid for the privilidge of taking care of mainstream ‘journalists’.
Millions will be made.
And hundreds and hundreds will receive their just rewards.
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posted on
05/21/2021 2:43:00 PM PDT
by
Da Coyote
To: Chode
I just watched the movie Creature from the Black Lagoon (1954) and OMG look who it is
To: Impala64ssa
🤣🤣🤣 Omg, this headline had me rolling.
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posted on
05/21/2021 2:46:39 PM PDT
by
Valpal1
To: Impala64ssa
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posted on
05/21/2021 2:47:41 PM PDT
by
utax
To: Impala64ssa
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posted on
05/21/2021 2:48:56 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(I found that yelling at my screen did not effect the change I sought.)
To: Impala64ssa
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posted on
05/21/2021 2:51:21 PM PDT
by
PGalt
(Past Peak Civilization?)
To: Chode
Remind me of an old joke about a black chick with eyes like a frog, bent over a couch and something like a dog
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posted on
05/21/2021 2:53:08 PM PDT
by
shotgun
To: Chode
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posted on
05/21/2021 2:54:25 PM PDT
by
Covenantor
(We are ruled...by liars who refuse them news, and fools who can not govern. " Chesterton)
To: Covenantor
😱... 😂
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posted on
05/21/2021 2:57:33 PM PDT
by
Jane Long
(America, Bless God....blessed be the Nation 🙏🏻🇺🇸)
To: Impala64ssa
“DAYUM, press office!
Not DEMS Kinds of Black People!!!”
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posted on
05/21/2021 3:02:52 PM PDT
by
Oscar in Batangas
(An Honors Graduate from the Don Rickles School of Personal Verbal Intercourse)
To: SkyDancer
I just saw it too....thanks to you. Wow...did I get taken.
To: Impala64ssa
I wish Sowell would show up in disguise during her next press conference and emerge to ask her.
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posted on
05/21/2021 3:16:57 PM PDT
by
montag813
("Fallen, fallen, is Babylon the Great")
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