Lori Lightfoot Flees In Terror After Thomas Sowell Takes Her Up On Offer For Black People To Interview Her

The Babylon Bee ^ | 5/21/21

[Impala64ssa]

CHICAGO, IL—Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot was seen running for her life this afternoon. Observers said that Lightfoot exploded into a frantic sprint after she saw Thomas Sowell approaching to interview her. According to sources, Lightfoot had recently said she "would only grant one-on-one interviews to journalists of color." Moments later Thomas Sowell crashed through a nearby wall in a fashion reminiscent of the Kool-Aid Man. Lightfoot, living up to her name, went into a mad dash and has not been seen since.

People at the scene said Sowell brushed the drywall dust off of his corduroy jacket and said, "It is hard to imagine a more stupid or more dangerous way of making decisions than by putting those decisions in the hands of people who pay no price for being wrong." He shrugged and most of the people present nodded in agreement. "Well, guess I'll go," he said. He then burst through another unbroken portion of wall and left.

Lightfoot was last seen on a traffic camera charging down Canal Street like a Japanese man in a Godzilla film.

[Impala64ssa]

I suppose, according to Jim Crow Joe Mr. Sowell ain't Black

[ronniesgal]

aww, Beetlejuice!

[mdmathis6]

I love the ‘anti-woke’ reference of the “Japanese man running from Godzilla”....Bwahahahahaha!

[SaxxonWoods]

Great stuff!

[Chode]

[Rummyfan]

People at the scene said Sowell brushed the drywall dust off of his corduroy jacket and said, "It is hard to imagine a more stupid or more dangerous way of making decisions than by putting those decisions in the hands of people who pay no price for being wrong."

LOL!

[Rummyfan]

Just as with DeBlasio in New York, Chicago elected her, Chicago has to live with her.

[SkyDancer]

Just saw BB - I’ll have to watch that in the future.

[Da Coyote]

The Bee is the greatest. Hopefully, we’ll have a lottery following Revolution II to allow us to bid for the privilidge of taking care of mainstream ‘journalists’.

Millions will be made.
And hundreds and hundreds will receive their just rewards.

[butlerweave]

I just watched the movie Creature from the Black Lagoon (1954) and OMG look who it is

[Valpal1]

🤣🤣🤣 Omg, this headline had me rolling.

[utax]

Groot lives!

[Tax-chick]

That was great.

[PGalt]

snort. lightfoot is fast. wings on her feet. she’s mythological.

https://duckduckgo.com/?q=mercury+the+goddess&t=osx&ia=web

a goddess of sorts

[shotgun]

Remind me of an old joke about a black chick with eyes like a frog, bent over a couch and something like a dog

[Covenantor]

[Jane Long]

😱... 😂

[Oscar in Batangas]

“DAYUM, press office!
Not DEMS Kinds of Black People!!!”

[Sacajaweau]

I just saw it too....thanks to you. Wow...did I get taken.

[montag813]

I wish Sowell would show up in disguise during her next press conference and emerge to ask her.