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Dr. Fauci Predicts At Least 3 More COVID Variants May Be Required To Completely Break America's Spirit
The Babylon Bee ^ | April 6, 2021 | The Babylon Bee

Posted on 04/07/2021 11:22:17 AM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks

U.S.—As America looks forward to leaving the pandemic behind and getting back to normal, Dr. Fauci went on a media tour to say "not so fast!" According to America's wisest sage, there are new, exciting, and dangerous variants of COVID-19 on their way, which may require another round of lockdowns.

"America's spirit isn't completely broken yet," said Fauci. "There are still a few pockets of hope and optimism out there. I estimate that at least 3 or 4 more variants of the virus may be required to fix that and completely break America's spirit once and for all."

Democrats are hoping that a few more lockdowns will do the trick of breaking down resistance to government spending, vaccine passports, and The Green New Deal.

(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Chit/Chat; Conspiracy; Health/Medicine; Humor; Miscellaneous; Society
KEYWORDS: america; anthonyfauci; babylonbee; billgates; ccpvirus; covid19; fauci; freedom; passports; satire; subservience; vaccinepassport; variants
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Just a few more months, people! Then we can enjoy complete subservience!
1 posted on 04/07/2021 11:22:17 AM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

The Bee got me!


2 posted on 04/07/2021 11:22:59 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Lean on Joe Biden to follow Donald Trump's example and donate his annual salary to charity. )
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Dear Bee:
You’re fallin’ behind on the curve. That ain’t satire.


3 posted on 04/07/2021 11:24:00 AM PDT by Little Ray (Corporations don't pay taxes. They collect them.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

China is churning them out as fast as they can.


4 posted on 04/07/2021 11:26:49 AM PDT by BipolarBob (Biden/Harris - the regime our Founding fathers warned us about.)
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To: Little Ray

Satire is very hard to do now. The Bee is actually the new paper of record.


5 posted on 04/07/2021 11:27:58 AM PDT by xkaydet65 ( )
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

It’s too close to the truth.


6 posted on 04/07/2021 11:29:30 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire. Or both.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Yeah so best we cancel this year and stay home and wear masks and keep 6 feet apart.


7 posted on 04/07/2021 11:33:54 AM PDT by glimmerman70
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To: BenLurkin

A better solution to the virus variants is to replace Fauci with a variant administrator.


8 posted on 04/07/2021 11:35:20 AM PDT by chopperk ( )
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To: xkaydet65

Satire is nearly impossible these days. The Bee tries hard but the news keeps catching up with it!


9 posted on 04/07/2021 11:39:44 AM PDT by Little Ray (Corporations don't pay taxes. They collect them.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

I love the Bee, but I hate that you have to become a Premium Member to read the comments.


10 posted on 04/07/2021 11:45:25 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia (Democrats: The perfect party for the helpless and stupid, and those who would rule over them.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

When did the Bee start putting out real news?

The left likes to use hypothetical quotations based on what a person is perceived as saying, or may have possibly said based based on the left’s beliefs about a person.

The Bee is going to have to try harder at parody and farce or they will be labeled as fake news and will be flunked by the fact checkers.


11 posted on 04/07/2021 11:46:24 AM PDT by FreedomNotSafety
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Totally


12 posted on 04/07/2021 11:50:57 AM PDT by Vendome (I've Gotta Be Me https://youtu.be/wH-pk2vZG2M)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

Social media is hammering them so badly, they need the money.


13 posted on 04/07/2021 11:59:43 AM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (GOP-free since 10/9/20)
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To: FreedomNotSafety

That’s already been happening.


14 posted on 04/07/2021 12:00:06 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (GOP-free since 10/9/20)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Dr Falsie still on his ego/ power hunger trip


15 posted on 04/07/2021 12:24:26 PM PDT by antidemoncrat (som)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

I’m rooting for the Brazilian variant!


16 posted on 04/07/2021 12:39:38 PM PDT by dynachrome ("I will not be reconstructed, and I do not give a damn.")
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

I think this really happened and is still happening??


17 posted on 04/07/2021 12:41:00 PM PDT by eyeamok (founded in cynicism, wrapped in sarcasm)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Doc Fauxi just saved a bunch of money on his COVID insurance by switching to GEICO.


18 posted on 04/07/2021 12:56:44 PM PDT by PGalt (past peak civilization?)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

That satire like this is so easy to believe at first glance is indeed sad.


19 posted on 04/07/2021 1:01:05 PM PDT by mombonn (God is looking for spiritual fruit, not religious nuts)
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To: a fool in paradise

Even though it is from The Bee, I would not put it past Fauci to believe or state this.


20 posted on 04/07/2021 1:28:07 PM PDT by hsmomx3
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