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Dr. Fauci Predicts At Least 3 More COVID Variants May Be Required To Completely Break America's Spirit
The Babylon Bee ^
| April 6, 2021
| The Babylon Bee
Posted on 04/07/2021 11:22:17 AM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
U.S.—As America looks forward to leaving the pandemic behind and getting back to normal, Dr. Fauci went on a media tour to say "not so fast!" According to America's wisest sage, there are new, exciting, and dangerous variants of COVID-19 on their way, which may require another round of lockdowns.
"America's spirit isn't completely broken yet," said Fauci. "There are still a few pockets of hope and optimism out there. I estimate that at least 3 or 4 more variants of the virus may be required to fix that and completely break America's spirit once and for all."
Democrats are hoping that a few more lockdowns will do the trick of breaking down resistance to government spending, vaccine passports, and The Green New Deal.
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TOPICS: Business/Economy; Chit/Chat; Conspiracy; Health/Medicine; Humor; Miscellaneous; Society
KEYWORDS: america; anthonyfauci; babylonbee; billgates; ccpvirus; covid19; fauci; freedom; passports; satire; subservience; vaccinepassport; variants
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Just a few more months, people! Then we can enjoy complete subservience!
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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posted on
04/07/2021 11:22:59 AM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(Lean on Joe Biden to follow Donald Trump's example and donate his annual salary to charity. )
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Dear Bee:
You’re fallin’ behind on the curve. That ain’t satire.
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posted on
04/07/2021 11:24:00 AM PDT
by
Little Ray
(Corporations don't pay taxes. They collect them.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
China is churning them out as fast as they can.
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posted on
04/07/2021 11:26:49 AM PDT
by
BipolarBob
(Biden/Harris - the regime our Founding fathers warned us about.)
To: Little Ray
Satire is very hard to do now. The Bee is actually the new paper of record.
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posted on
04/07/2021 11:27:58 AM PDT
by
xkaydet65
( )
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
It’s too close to the truth.
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posted on
04/07/2021 11:29:30 AM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire. Or both.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Yeah so best we cancel this year and stay home and wear masks and keep 6 feet apart.
To: BenLurkin
A better solution to the virus variants is to replace Fauci with a variant administrator.
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posted on
04/07/2021 11:35:20 AM PDT
by
chopperk
( )
To: xkaydet65
Satire is nearly impossible these days. The Bee tries hard but the news keeps catching up with it!
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posted on
04/07/2021 11:39:44 AM PDT
by
Little Ray
(Corporations don't pay taxes. They collect them.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
I love the Bee, but I hate that you have to become a Premium Member to read the comments.
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posted on
04/07/2021 11:45:25 AM PDT
by
rightwingintelligentsia
(Democrats: The perfect party for the helpless and stupid, and those who would rule over them.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
When did the Bee start putting out real news?
The left likes to use hypothetical quotations based on what a person is perceived as saying, or may have possibly said based based on the left’s beliefs about a person.
The Bee is going to have to try harder at parody and farce or they will be labeled as fake news and will be flunked by the fact checkers.
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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posted on
04/07/2021 11:50:57 AM PDT
by
Vendome
(I've Gotta Be Me https://youtu.be/wH-pk2vZG2M)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
Social media is hammering them so badly, they need the money.
To: FreedomNotSafety
That’s already been happening.
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Dr Falsie still on his ego/ power hunger trip
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
I’m rooting for the Brazilian variant!
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posted on
04/07/2021 12:39:38 PM PDT
by
dynachrome
("I will not be reconstructed, and I do not give a damn.")
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
I think this really happened and is still happening??
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posted on
04/07/2021 12:41:00 PM PDT
by
eyeamok
(founded in cynicism, wrapped in sarcasm)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Doc Fauxi just saved a bunch of money on his COVID insurance by switching to GEICO.
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posted on
04/07/2021 12:56:44 PM PDT
by
PGalt
(past peak civilization?)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
That satire like this is so easy to believe at first glance is indeed sad.
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posted on
04/07/2021 1:01:05 PM PDT
by
mombonn
(God is looking for spiritual fruit, not religious nuts)
To: a fool in paradise
Even though it is from The Bee, I would not put it past Fauci to believe or state this.
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posted on
04/07/2021 1:28:07 PM PDT
by
hsmomx3
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