I meant it would take two YEARS not two WEEKS."
Posted on 02/09/2021 7:25:53 PM PST by tbw2
U.S.—The nation is preparing to celebrate what is expected to become a beloved annual holiday: Two Weeks To Slow The Spread Day, to be held in March every year.
"This time of year we like to come together to remember the historic day one year ago when we put on masks and locked ourselves down, trusting that the lockdown would be over in just two weeks," said local man Paul Christof as he stared out his window longingly, his three masks securely in place. "This year, I'm going all out with a Zoom party with no more than five of my closest friends -- I mean, closest, figuratively speaking, of course. We'll be literally far apart, because I want to stay home and stay safe, and I don't want grandma to die."
Traditional festivities for the newly christened American holiday include remote Amazon gift exchanges, ordering DoorDash feasts for just yourself, and the customary binging of the Netflix. Historians believe the holiday will become a hit, and people will continue to wear masks and stay home throughout the year as the festive day is celebrated for hundreds of years to come.
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
Nation Prepares To Celebrate 1st Anniversary Of Two Weeks To Flatten The Curve
https://babylonbee.com/news/nation-prepares-to-celebrate-1st-annual-anniversary-of-two-weeks-to-flatten-the-curve/
Can it really be satire if it’s true?
There’s no end in sight to this garbage
Ya’ couldn’t post the whole thing?
Hahahahahaha...”The Customary Binging of The Netflix”!
I wouldn’t touch it with a ten foot pole. Netflix is a cesspool now.
Trump did it but China Joe will take the credit.
I meant it would take two YEARS not two WEEKS."
I’m Dr. Fauci, and I approved this message.
DANG!
THE biggest mistake that Donald Trump made was to go along with the democrats on this.
100% bang on the money!
I thought that was against the rules.
Yup
I post the whole articles of BB all the time. Go back and look.
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