[tbw2]

Nation Prepares To Celebrate 1st Anniversary Of Two Weeks To Flatten The Curve
https://babylonbee.com/news/nation-prepares-to-celebrate-1st-annual-anniversary-of-two-weeks-to-flatten-the-curve/

[surroundedbyblue]

Can it really be satire if it’s true?

There’s no end in sight to this garbage

[BipolarBob]

Ya’ couldn’t post the whole thing?

[rlmorel]

Hahahahahaha...”The Customary Binging of The Netflix”!

I wouldn’t touch it with a ten foot pole. Netflix is a cesspool now.

[SkyDancer]

Trump did it but China Joe will take the credit.

[plain talk]

"I believe I was misunderstood.

I meant it would take two YEARS not two WEEKS."

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

I’m Dr. Fauci, and I approved this message.

DANG!

[minnesota_bound]

THE biggest mistake that Donald Trump made was to go along with the democrats on this.

[MinorityRepublican]