Posted on 01/14/2021 8:53:25 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
WASHINGTON, D.C.—With Trump closing in on a record second impeachment in 4 years, he is now close to filling out his impeachment punch card that grants him a free sub sandwich of his choice in the Capitol Building cafe.
"It's a little-known addition to Article II, Section 4 of the U.S. Constitution you may not have heard of," said Constitutional scholar Jenna Ellis. According to Ellis, the full section reads as follows:
"The President, Vice President and all Civil Officers of the United States, shall be removed from Office on Impeachment for, and Conviction of, Treason, Bribery, or other high Crimes and Misdemeanors. And also, if they get impeached three times in one term, we ought to give them some kind of consolation prize because that's pretty impressive. A foot-long sub, maybe."
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
Go for the hat trick, Mr. President!
If he called Nanzi the C-word I bet she would do it. :)
He really does have too much class to do it though.
Next up—the bean soup from the Senate cafeteria! Break big wind upon the leftist pinkos, Mister President! For all of us!
Okay, that was funny.
I hear that Swalwell loves the bean soup!
I heard he’ll swallow anything...
Sorry, that’s all I could come up with as bedtime, once again, calls an end to happy hour... Dang.
LOL I bet The Donald is a cheesesteak kinda guy.......double meat, extra mayo.
I saw a report GA Sec State, Raffensperger is on Trump’s list... he and kemp both acted like democrats and gave the senate to the dems.
-PJ
Lol that was funny. I hope Subway names a sandwich after him.
He’s releasing top secret documents tomorrow. They’ll have almost a week to impeach him for that.
Go for it Nancy. Let’s set a record that no one will break.
Free sub!
With boiled cabbage and a pickled
egg on the side.
End Times Bingo
eruption of demons from abyss _ check
mark of the beast _ mask of the beast
666 _ three Senators check
sheep and goats __ baaa
fire and great heat __ so they say
Babylon exposed __ guess so
choirs of angels __ not so much
righteous under attack __ duh
most likely time __ now to 2847 AD
Crazy?
Funny, shows how radical Dems have cheapened impeachment.
I think he has already called her that. :)
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