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Trump Close To Filling Impeachment Punch Card For Free Sub Sandwich
The Babylon Bee ^ | January 13, 2021 | The Babylon Bee

Posted on 01/14/2021 8:53:25 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks

WASHINGTON, D.C.—With Trump closing in on a record second impeachment in 4 years, he is now close to filling out his impeachment punch card that grants him a free sub sandwich of his choice in the Capitol Building cafe.

"It's a little-known addition to Article II, Section 4 of the U.S. Constitution you may not have heard of," said Constitutional scholar Jenna Ellis. According to Ellis, the full section reads as follows:

"The President, Vice President and all Civil Officers of the United States, shall be removed from Office on Impeachment for, and Conviction of, Treason, Bribery, or other high Crimes and Misdemeanors. And also, if they get impeached three times in one term, we ought to give them some kind of consolation prize because that's pretty impressive. A foot-long sub, maybe."

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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Conspiracy; History; Humor; Miscellaneous; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; bonus; constitution; freesub; humor; impeachment; pelosi; punchcard; satire; trump

1 posted on 01/14/2021 8:53:25 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Go for the hat trick, Mr. President!


2 posted on 01/14/2021 8:58:15 PM PST by Yardstick
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

If he called Nanzi the C-word I bet she would do it. :)

He really does have too much class to do it though.


3 posted on 01/14/2021 9:03:40 PM PST by TigersEye (Everyone knows)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Next up—the bean soup from the Senate cafeteria! Break big wind upon the leftist pinkos, Mister President! For all of us!


4 posted on 01/14/2021 9:06:44 PM PST by W. (And now, more beer, and Les Nessman!)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Okay, that was funny.


5 posted on 01/14/2021 9:09:58 PM PST by TheDon (MAGA!)
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To: W.

I hear that Swalwell loves the bean soup!


6 posted on 01/14/2021 9:13:00 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Hope is not a plan. -- Matthew Bracken)
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7 posted on 01/14/2021 9:17:10 PM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

I heard he’ll swallow anything...

Sorry, that’s all I could come up with as bedtime, once again, calls an end to happy hour... Dang.


8 posted on 01/14/2021 9:18:04 PM PST by W. (And now, more beer, and Les Nessman!)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

LOL I bet The Donald is a cheesesteak kinda guy.......double meat, extra mayo.


9 posted on 01/14/2021 9:54:59 PM PST by Viking2002 (The revolution won't need to be televised. It'll be on your doorstep.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

I saw a report GA Sec State, Raffensperger is on Trump’s list... he and kemp both acted like democrats and gave the senate to the dems.


10 posted on 01/14/2021 9:56:39 PM PST by frnewsjunkie
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Indict a ham sandwich, and then eat it!

-PJ

11 posted on 01/14/2021 9:58:25 PM PST by Political Junkie Too (Freedom of the press is the People's right to publish, not CNN's right to the 1st question.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Lol that was funny. I hope Subway names a sandwich after him.


12 posted on 01/14/2021 10:45:27 PM PST by patriot torch (Ashlie Babbitt-say her name)
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To: Yardstick

He’s releasing top secret documents tomorrow. They’ll have almost a week to impeach him for that.

Go for it Nancy. Let’s set a record that no one will break.

Free sub!


13 posted on 01/14/2021 10:50:45 PM PST by P-Marlowe (Freep mail me if you want to be on my Fingerstyle Acoustic Guitar Ping List )
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks; Skywise
Look! It's amusing when the Babylon Bee says it.
14 posted on 01/14/2021 10:51:22 PM PST by liberalh8ter (The only difference between flash mob 'urban yutes' and U.S. politicians is the hoodies.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

With boiled cabbage and a pickled
egg on the side.


15 posted on 01/14/2021 11:57:49 PM PST by Lean-Right (Eat More Moose)
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To: All

End Times Bingo

eruption of demons from abyss _ check

mark of the beast _ mask of the beast

666 _ three Senators check

sheep and goats __ baaa

fire and great heat __ so they say

Babylon exposed __ guess so

choirs of angels __ not so much

righteous under attack __ duh

most likely time __ now to 2847 AD


16 posted on 01/15/2021 12:55:50 AM PST by Peter ODonnell (Pray for health, economic recovery, and justice.)
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To: TigersEye

Crazy?


17 posted on 01/15/2021 1:01:10 AM PST by jmcenanly ("The more corrupt the state, the more laws." Tacitus, Publius Cornelius)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Funny, shows how radical Dems have cheapened impeachment.


18 posted on 01/15/2021 3:38:19 AM PST by gattaca ("Government's first duty is to protect the people, not run their lives." Ronald Reagan)
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To: jmcenanly

I think he has already called her that. :)


19 posted on 01/15/2021 6:48:42 PM PST by TigersEye (Everyone knows)
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