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30s and 40s are welcome temps in Jan-early March in Wisconsin.
Yep. I am in central Florida. Between Orlando and tampa. Close to legoland. Gonna get cold here tonight. Good, saves my electric bill and my A/C isn’t running. Lol.
It it were California it would be falling ignoramuses.
iguanas from Heaven? not kosher but maybe they’re the new manna?
The Iguanas should have checked the Weather Report.
“Falling iguanas are possible.”
Yes folks, falling iguanas are possible, and that’s why, for just three easy payments of $19.99, you can own this certified iguana-proof helmet. Get one for that special person in your life that you don’t want to get kanocked on the head by airborne reptiles.
Iguanas are not native to Florida and are considered an invasive species. They are also quite tasty.
I don’t see the problem.
Folks, we of The National Federation of Lizard Catchers are issuing this emergency call to the citizens of southern Florida to please pull your trampolines under a tree to help break the fall of some drunken lizard diving out of a tree.
Cold weather is the ideal time to deal with them so take advantage of it........./
Hopefully the cold temps will kill some of the Burmese pythons infesting the Everglades.
30 predicted tonight in Jacksonville.
Seniors will be using long underwear tonight.
And now this update by Bob Brunkelmeyer, Chairman of The Flying Lizard Department at Miami University.
“Iguanas can reach a velocity of 316 miles per hour as they plummet from the taller trees. You may receive some notice of a falling iguana if it comes down tail first. Their behinds aren’t really aerodynamic and they whistle as they hurtle down. If you are walking under a tree and hear whistling, we recommend that you immediately cover your head with your purse or a cinnamon roll. The Florida National Guard has been mobilized and is out in force with nets to catch flying iguanas and Biden voters.”
They’re not falling, the lizards are jumping out of trees. Committing suicide, and it’s all caused by global warming.
I’m in Broward county where right now it is 50 degrees and predicted to go down to 43 degrees tonight so it actually won’t be going below 40 degrees here.
Christmas time and iguanas. Reminds me of a Christmas song.
“Later on if you wanna, we can roast an iguana...
Good kill that invasive species off with a 100,000 pythons.
You just know that they have hired a dozen iguana experts at the National Weather Service.
“If you look at our Doppler weather thing, you can see iguanas dropping from the trees like Joy Behar’s boobs. And wouldn’t we all rather see the iguanas?”
Better not transport the Iguanas across the State line. https://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/iguana-meat-smuggler-eliodoro-soria-fonseca-sentenced/1951561/#:~:text=A%20man%20accused%20of%20attempting,to%20two%20years%20in%20prison.&text=According%20to%20authorities%2C%20Fonseca%20entered,he%20intentionally%20concealed%20underneath%20fish.
Some of you are probably wondering what the iguanas are doing in the trees?
Well, where would you like them to be?
In the hot tub?
Maybe riding around in the boats at the It’s A Small World ride at Disney World?
Sure, I’d like to see them waterskiing at Sea World, but they won’t wear swimsuits.
How many of you want to go see naked lizards getting towed behind speedboats?
Besides Andrew Cuomo?