You just know that they have hired a dozen iguana experts at the National Weather Service.
“If you look at our Doppler weather thing, you can see iguanas dropping from the trees like Joy Behar’s boobs. And wouldn’t we all rather see the iguanas?”
“Hi! I’m Dave Scanlon and I’m an iguana expert here at the National Weather Service.
Sure, we all hear about iguanas falling out of trees in the cold, but what about the rest of the year? Are the iguanas just sitting up in the trees playing cards and drinking beer?
According to our 20 year, 43,000,000,000 federally funded study, we don’t know.
We did, though. Fell out of the trees like frozen iguanas. Happy, frozen iguanas.”