Some of you are probably wondering what the iguanas are doing in the trees?
Well, where would you like them to be?
In the hot tub?
Maybe riding around in the boats at the It’s A Small World ride at Disney World?
Sure, I’d like to see them waterskiing at Sea World, but they won’t wear swimsuits.
How many of you want to go see naked lizards getting towed behind speedboats?
Besides Andrew Cuomo?
I’d like to see them in a remake of “Cabaret”.