Posted on 12/25/2020 3:34:04 PM PST by nickcarraway
With unexpectedly cold weather in the forecast and pandemic-related curfews in some places, Florida is about to have a Christmas unlike any other in recent memory, and it may involve falling iguanas.
The National Weather Service earlier this week warned that South Florida could experience the coldest Christmas Day in 21 years. Morning lows on Saturday could drop into the low 30s and 40s degrees Fahrenheit, the weather service said.
“ Brrr! Much colder temps expected for Christmas," the National Weather Service in Miami tweeted earlier this week. “Falling iguanas are possible."
30s and 40s are welcome temps in Jan-early March in Wisconsin.
Yep. I am in central Florida. Between Orlando and tampa. Close to legoland. Gonna get cold here tonight. Good, saves my electric bill and my A/C isn’t running. Lol.
It it were California it would be falling ignoramuses.
Why would Iguanas be falling in stores?
Are they hiding in the rafters to keep warm?
iguanas from Heaven? not kosher but maybe they’re the new manna?
The Iguanas should have checked the Weather Report.
"Every time it rains it rains....Iguanas from Heaven. Don't you know each cloud contains....Iguanas from Heaven."
Taste like alligator except worse. They are all over my mom’s community in Boca Raton, have seen four since I arrived.
“Falling iguanas are possible.”
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Iguanas are not native to Florida and are considered an invasive species. They are also quite tasty.
I don’t see the problem.
Folks, we of The National Federation of Lizard Catchers are issuing this emergency call to the citizens of southern Florida to please pull your trampolines under a tree to help break the fall of some drunken lizard diving out of a tree.
Cold weather is the ideal time to deal with them so take advantage of it........./
"I'm on a Mexican...whaoooh... radio..."
Invasive fallen iguanas should be put in to the freezer to finish them off.
Sounds yummy 😋
It would be nice if the cold weather also reduces the python population in Florida. They are another invasive species that is harming the local ecosystem.
Hopefully the cold temps will kill some of the Burmese pythons infesting the Everglades.
I have no idea about this apparent cultural reference.
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