Posted on 11/24/2020 7:00:22 PM PST by BipolarBob
SALEM, OR—To prepare for the influx of Thanksgiving rulebreakers, Oregon Governor Kate Brown has ordered all drug dealers to be freed from prison to make room for all the families who violate COVID restrictions.
"Drugs are legal now anyway," said Governor Brown. "I hereby pardon all drug offenders currently doing time in Oregon prisons. I can do that right? Whatever -- I'm doing it. The real menaces to society are the families who try to gather with their loved ones to share food and give thanks. These violent science-deniers must be stopped!"
According to sources, Oregon State Police have been ordered to go door to door and round up all families trying to celebrate Thanksgiving. Any person or persons not found alone on a couch crying into a clamshell container of take-out food will be arrested on the spot.
Governor Brown has assured the public that this zero-tolerance policy will do something "very important and science-y" to stop the spread of bad sicknesses.
"Losing Thanksgiving isn't a huge loss anyway," said Governor Brown. "Thankfulness makes people feel content which can inhibit social progress. We can't have that! If we're lucky we'll find a reason to cancel it next year too!"
They may have turned against us and sold out to the Chinese (along with the entire Biden administration). This bears looking into further.
#19. Don’t worry about the BB giving “the dem overlords more ideas”. They’ve learned very well from Marx, Engels, Stalin, Krushchev, Breznev, Putin, Castro, Chavez/Maduro, the Ortega Brothers of Nicaragua, the Stasi, the KGB/GRU, the British Labor Party (a longtime Soviet influenced if not controlled Marxist political organization), the traitorous French Communist Party and its control of the French Confederation of Labor, Ceaucescu and his bitch wife, Mao and his psychopathic bitch wife Chiang Ching, the Kim Murder Organization of No. Korea, Ho Chi Minh and his death regime, and lastly, good old Soviet/Red China trained Pol Pot of Cambodian genocide infamy.
For domestic sources, the Democrat Party uses Marxist anti-American teachers and plotters including Piven and Cloward (Columbia Un), Zinn (Boston Un), Chomsky (MIT), members of the Marxist “Socialist Scholars Conferences” (both sets), and black extremists such as Rev. Jeremiah Wright, WEB DuBois (in his later years), Jesse Jackson’s CPUSA leader/suspected KGB asset Jack O’Dell (Op. Breadbasket, PUSH, Rainbow Coalition), and now the BLM leaders, aided by the original Million Women March creators.
America, we are in deep trouble. The time to reorganize and attack is NOW, not later. We’ve only got so much time before the Marxist governors (like those in Maine, Penn, NY, Mich, Minnesota, Oregon, Wash. State, California, Colorado and other states become the total authoritarians they want to be under a new American flag, the “RED AND BROWN” one of a merged Communism and Fascism. Look to the Antifa flag for their new design and colors.
We are in deep trouble.
“The time to reorganize and attack is NOW, not later.”
Okay, what is step one?
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This is completely believable. That’s why BB is so good.
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