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Posted on 11/23/2020 11:20:03 AM PST by Patriot777
My sweet Mom found this Thanksgiving funny online today:
"Make sure that you turn your weight scale back 10 lbs. Wednesday night before retiring."
:-D
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: funny; thanksgiving
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To: Patriot777
Thanksgiving Dinner.
How is it that 2 pounds of dinner can add 15 pounds of weight ?
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posted on
11/23/2020 11:24:48 AM PST
by
Responsibility2nd
(I will not rest until the American People have the honest vote count they deserve. DJT 11-07-20)
To: Patriot777
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posted on
11/23/2020 11:29:04 AM PST
by
real saxophonist
(Do not pray for an easy life. Pray for the strength to endure a difficult one. -Bruce Lee)
To: Patriot777
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posted on
11/23/2020 11:29:32 AM PST
by
Pollard
(Bunch of curmudgeons)
To: Pollard
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posted on
11/23/2020 11:29:59 AM PST
by
Pollard
(Bunch of curmudgeons)
To: real saxophonist
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posted on
11/23/2020 11:32:49 AM PST
by
timestax
To: Responsibility2nd
It’s an extremely complex mathematical formula that also involves quantum physics and mechanics.
In Figure 1, you will see the beginning of this equation in the Fork-To-Mouth diagram....
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posted on
11/23/2020 11:38:32 AM PST
by
Patriot777
("When you see these things begin to happen, look up, for your redemption draweth nigh.")
To: Pollard
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posted on
11/23/2020 11:40:42 AM PST
by
Patriot777
("When you see these things begin to happen, look up, for your redemption draweth nigh.")
To: Pollard
And it came from the oven perfect!!!
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posted on
11/23/2020 11:42:00 AM PST
by
Patriot777
("When you see these things begin to happen, look up, for your redemption draweth nigh.")
To: Pollard
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posted on
11/23/2020 11:42:31 AM PST
by
CodeToad
(Arm Up! They Have!)
To: Patriot777
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posted on
11/23/2020 11:42:33 AM PST
by
Delta 21
(Get off your ass and earn it!)
To: Patriot777
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posted on
11/23/2020 11:48:14 AM PST
by
Flick Lives
(My work's illegal, but at least it's honest. - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds)
To: Patriot777
For those in states with legal restrictions on number of guests on Thursday, instead of having a Family Thanksgiving Dinner, have a state-based legally more lenient Funeral Instead for your large Turkey.
Advise your guests, in lieu of flowers, to bring dessert.
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posted on
11/23/2020 11:48:24 AM PST
by
C210N
To: Patriot777
I’m guessing, and I could be Very Wrong, that you heartland and southern folks make outrageously fantastic spreads for Thanksgiving.
We celebrate it, my family, but Christmas Eve is our big food thing on Staten Island.
Fish and Italian food :)
You guys have probably been making Thanksgiving spreads for 6 generations!!
Hard to top that.
Would love to see the spreads some of you are gonna put out
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posted on
11/23/2020 11:52:29 AM PST
by
dp0622
(Tried a coup, a fake tax story, tramp slander, Russia nonsense, impeachment and a virus. They lost.)
To: Flick Lives
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posted on
11/23/2020 11:52:48 AM PST
by
dp0622
(Tried a coup, a fake tax story, tramp slander, Russia nonsense, impeachment and a virus. They lost.)
To: C210N
In remembrance of the poor (tasty) turkey, I will bring a pecan pie.
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posted on
11/23/2020 11:53:27 AM PST
by
sneakers
(It's not the democraTIC party! It's the demoCRAT party! )
To: sneakers; Chode
Bring 2, only take 1 inside. That way You have a Backup if the 1st one gets wiped out before You get to it.
I learned that with Chocolate Pudding Graham cracker crust Pie decades ago.
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posted on
11/23/2020 12:11:12 PM PST
by
mabarker1
((Congress- the opposite of PROGRESS!!! A fraud, a hypocrite, a liar. I'm a member of Congress !!!!)
To: C210N
“have a state-based legally more lenient Funeral Instead for your large Turkey.”
You’d think that would work, but it won’t. But a celebration of “President-Elect” Biden’s victory would be quite fine or perhaps a “mostly peaceful” demonstration against colonialism/white supremacy, food and drink provided, would also work.
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posted on
11/23/2020 12:11:28 PM PST
by
hanamizu
To: dp0622
“...you heartland and southern folks make outrageously fantastic spreads for Thanksgiving.”
My aunt Ina in Idaho would put on feasts for both Thanksgiving and Christmas. She had a piece of furniture that looked like a sideboard, but in fact contained a folding table that would seat twenty. There were also two or three card tables for the kids.
Being a boy, I had no idea how much work went into the meal. She prepared for months ahead, making dishes and putting them in the freezer(s). Besides turkey, there’d be ham, duck, goose, venison, and salmon (the last four hunted/caught, it’s Idaho, after all). Sides and desserts galore it goes without saying. I’m afraid the knowledge and expertise that went into these meals is now lost. I doubt my cousins have carried on the tradition.
Me, I’m smoking a turkey breast and my wife is fixing the rest.
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posted on
11/23/2020 12:21:18 PM PST
by
hanamizu
To: hanamizu
Sounds like great memories.
And an incredible meal and preparation.
As for me, I will be eating with a friend. Just the two of us.
There must have been 30 easy when I was a lad.
Everyone had less and less kids :)
Gransmas - 10 each
mom - 5
siblings - 1 and 2 each.
it is what it is
enjoy your Thanksgiving!
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posted on
11/23/2020 12:40:22 PM PST
by
dp0622
(Tried a coup, a fake tax story, tramp slander, Russia nonsense, impeachment and a virus. They lost.)
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