[C210N]

For those in states with legal restrictions on number of guests on Thursday, instead of having a Family Thanksgiving Dinner, have a state-based legally more lenient Funeral Instead for your large Turkey.

Advise your guests, in lieu of flowers, to bring dessert.

[sneakers]

In remembrance of the poor (tasty) turkey, I will bring a pecan pie.

[hanamizu]

“have a state-based legally more lenient Funeral Instead for your large Turkey.”

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You’d think that would work, but it won’t. But a celebration of “President-Elect” Biden’s victory would be quite fine or perhaps a “mostly peaceful” demonstration against colonialism/white supremacy, food and drink provided, would also work.